[squareofcat-deactivated20191220]

[tiktokmuseum]

tippy tap

[imthejudge]

whats my favourite weapon in far cry 5 you may ask?

[llazyneiph]

i wholly was not expecting this and i am actually crying

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

this is really funny with the music and all but mostly I’m just fucking impressed at their aim

[animalcrossingmemes]

[lobstrousity]

Wait, that's not normal?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[multiversal-andra]

I'm LEGITIMATELY crying omg he's PAINTING and it's ART and it's GOOD AHHH.

[kakosophos]

i just remembered dogs are colorblind so the red stem is because she thought that was green im crying

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

She's a pretty smart dog maybe she learned color theory

[bluefandoms]

Adjusted for Red-Green Colour Blindness:  

So...  it might have looked something like this: 

[everythingfox]

Mr. Fred is taking to quarantine just fine.

(Source)

[liberalsarecool]

[everythingfox]

Sound on

[ben-lyintous]

that moment in a video game when you're in the sewers and you're about to loot a body floating in the water but it moves slightly away from your cursor just as you press the button and all you can do is watch in horror as your character leans down and drinks

[doggirlpaws]

Doing a 100% run in Skyrim is hilarious. I'm a vampire, a werewolf, a cannibal and a vampire hunter. I work for the empire and the rebellion. I just became archmage of the college I enrolled in two days ago. I'm the leader of the Blades, the Companions, the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood of Assassins. Yesterday I cut a ghost's head off and it died.

I'm Thane of every hold in Skyrim, but all the Jarls hate my guts. They call me a miserable wretch and then offer me the nicest house in the city. I personally assassinated the Emperor, brought him back as a zombie and successfully negotiated a peace treaty with his generals while he wandered around the room snarling and moaning. I've gotten married to every single eligible bachelor and bachelorette in the country and they keep saying yes even though my previous spouses all died mysteriously while getting hit in the head with my enchanted war hammer. I'm pretty sure my horse is a daedra.

Everybody says the elder scrolls are powerful artifacts from before the dawn of time that have been lost to history, but I have two of them in my backpack next to my collection of severed witch heads and a couple of pies. The pies are a treat for my adopted children whom I love with all my heart, I haven't seen them in a while because I forgot which of my mansions I left them in. I have pledged my immortal soul to five different daedric princes.

I'm a serial killer. I'm a legendary hero. I'm an abomination in the eyes of gods, men and mer. I'm a delivery boy.

I am Dragonborn.

[everythingfox]

“When your dog has bet a lot of money on the horse race”

(via)

[memeclassheroes]

[understands]

[parviocula]

[lobstrousity]

"What a good boy!" My Char 2 seconds before tragedy.

[everythingfox]

Quacks in the ice

(via)

[everythingfox]

“Stop! Can’t you see I’m busy?”

(via)

[everythingfox]

“Now this is a dogpile I would love.”

(Source)