dumbass bitch syndrome™

Charlie | She/They | 28 | Pan | TERFS CAN CHOKE

[local-hug-lover]

I love that no one irl knows me here, so i can be as blunt and rude about shit as i want. I don’t have to go through the politeness and walking on eggshells here like i do there. So i’ll say this: I am a nonbinary woman. I’ve changed my name, my pronouns are she/they. And literally anybody who doesn’t like that can fucking choke and die in the worst way possible. Or I hope you fucking fall down the stairs and land on a bed of nails that your mom planted there just for you. Thanks bye

[local-hug-lover]

Yo whats up it’s been forever since i’ve been on here. If you’ve sent me a message i cannot see it. It says i have messages but i can’t check them. Please send them to my inbox and not my IMs. Thanks y’all

[lesbx]

i’m so used to how my cats behave that i forgot rudy doesn’t have low light vision like them, so i’ll come out of my room after dark and turn on my phones light and there will just be a pig in the middle of the room who, from his perspective, thinks i just fucking teleported in front of him and this happens and he’s always VERY startled

[lesbx]

artist rendition of an event that happens nighty

[rainydayscore]

you just have a pig in your house, vibing?

[lesbx]

this person doesn’t even have a pig in their house

[dr-mantis-taboggan]

[why-did-you-just-lie-to-mcgee]

New York City when it became official

[kaijuno]

they're talking about destiel

[officialunitedstates]

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

[katharinemoe]

okay?

[officialunitedstates]

This isn’t about you.  Mind your business

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thetrippytrip]

I wish the world would understand..

[lesbianhaircut]

Good post but I have to admit my favorite part is the anime religious girls

[sacrificetheory]

they have the power of god AND anime on their side

[anneofgreengaybles]

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

the latest dispatches from room 156

[anneofgreengaybles]

happy monday folks

[ladyshinga]

if Gilbert Gottfried isn’t voicing this slamming power bottom then what are we even doing here

[elisamaza]

this screenshot leaves out the best part of the character design

guy fieri couture

[blapis-blazuli]

I think we’re not seeing the bigger picture here which is that Disney has a dating sim app, if Iago is in it then who the fuck else is in it

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

I cannot stress this enough, but, what the fuck

[unpretty]

[nootofboot]

I feel like it should be clarified that the sexy anime husband next to Iago is not, in fact, Jafar.

That’s Jafar’s staff.

[catparazzi]

HIS WHAT ???

[actualaster]

This post is a new punch in the face every time I see it

[retrogamingblog2]

life imitates art

[lysistratas-moved-blog-blog]

yes i am girl

yes i play hoop with stick

gir l gamer

[01011010111-deactivated20131213]

only 1400’s kids will get this

[flightcrevv-deactivated20181113]

Ok so like in the avatar world you would thing that waterbenders would be the fire fighters right? Like a bunch a of waterbenders just getting water from a lake or a river and dousing the fire. But you know what’s better? Firebender fire fighters. Just like someone’s house catches on fire and firebenders just… turn it off,,.. Just like no, the fire is done for today

[strawberrybiscuitbuds]

honestly this would be a much better solution because you could avoid all the water damage

[mikaila-orchard]

House: Is on fire

Firebending Firefighter:

[bob-belcher]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-golden-dragoness]

It’s so funny when ppl ask AITA but they’re not actually looking for an answer they’re just looking to be right

[joaniecash-deactivated20230309]

Anyways, good on his other friends for having a moral compass. Hope this nerd dies alone.

[kaijuno]

“Some chick they’ve only known for 2 years” god he is so pathetic it’s hilarious

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“I wasn’t gatekeeping I was just making sure she wasn’t trying to be trendy”

Does this man know what gatekeeping is

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

[lunatic-01]

When will the violence end.

[catchymemes]