a yapper indeed

multifandom they/them i might do something with this someday but for now i sometimes wordlessly reblog all the shiny posts. tumblr is brain off hellsite and im shit at tagging #local speaks for the rare original post

[aloedadragon]

I love thinking about Eva Stratt pirating the entire internet. Girl did you figure out how to do that yourself. Fucking amazing. Did you approach some poor government official and force them to do it. That’s fucking wonderful.

[ottostoast]

wdyk abt strattland yuri

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[freakyolivelady]

I think my 👀 brain is 👀 rotting 👀 in places 👀 I think my 👀 heart is ready to die 👀 I think my 👀 body is falling 👀 in pieces 👀 i thinj my blood is passing me by 👀

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[projectorthus]

Not lovers or friends but a secret third thing (they play Catan together and Stratt pretends she's not preparing Grace for a one way trip to space)

[arteei]

you use ai baby pictures i use stupid gifs that don’t fit the situation we are not the same

[newporters]

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[opiates]

[nynisdead]

everyone’s always talking about corruption kink in regards to making the straight a student into a pervert. what about corruption kink where you convince person they’re worth so much more than what they receive. infinitely times better right there

[this-site-isnt-safe-for-me]

C4T is a disgusting term

[deaths]

[dopeandlegit]

[nerdreamer]

[ifacethewinditsoundslikegod]

you are only alowed in my room if u love me