i am what i always was

gleaming and empty.

[localgovernments]

do you guys wanna hear my impression of a diner patron misplacing their burger?

[localgovernments]

“ah shit where’d i just put my burger?”

[s4mm4n]

God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mama passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour

[bwooom]

bc of that post goin around here i’d figure id share this thing from twitter

[seravph]

i think it is very depressing that like every aesthetic people try to emulate are of people doing things but they themselves are incapable of being somebody that does things… the mall goth 2005 aesthetic revived in 2022 but nobody goes to the mall to be annoying and weird and nobody lets themselves be cringe… the cottagecore aesthetic but nobody knows how to raise gardens or live self sufficiently … the dark academia aesthetic but nobody actually reads books…. The obsession of looking like you are a type of person who does something without actually doing anything … the Instagram effect

[seravph]

we need to bring back the word Poser

[killerqueenmp3]

at a mouse wedding the priest says “squeak now or forever hold your cheese”

[fruitsoftheape100]

A Fog Upon The Field, The First Cold Sighs Of Dawn

Entrenched, The Platoon Gathers To Put Their Helmets On…

[fruitsoftheape100]

Four Years We Lay In Waiting

All Huddled In The Grime

Until “At Last,” THE LIEUTENANT Said,

“I Do Believe It’s Time.”

He Brought His Bugle To His Lips;

Cold Silence Cracked Like Ice

He Blew The Horn With All His Might:

Once, Then Twice, Then Thrice

He Roused Us Then, His Soldiers Eight,

And Checked Our Bayonets.

“Let’s Rendezvous With Fate,” He Said,

“OVER THE TOP, CADETS!”

[fruitsoftheape100]

THE LIEUTENANT Led His Soldiers Then,

He Led Them Right Over The Top

One By One I Saw Them Go,

One By One I Saw Them Stop.

The First To Die Was SARGENT TONGUE,

His Body Blown To Bits

For A Stone Launched ‘Ere By Trebuchet

Did Smash The Ape To Grits

[fruitsoftheape100]

Next Went LITTLE MICKEY,

Who Passed Without A Peep

The Sneak Fell Down A Punji Pit

One Thousand Meters Deep

[fruitsoftheape100]

Then MR. RASCAL Perished,

Although His Fate I Did Not See

One Moment, There Was A Little Guy

The Next, Artillery

[fruitsoftheape100]

After That, SPOON LICKER

Charging Forward With Great Force,

Was Cut In Half Most Cleanly

By Papers Of Divorce

[fruitsoftheape100]

KILLING SPHERE, The Next One

His Death I Mustn’t Speak

All I Can Say Of The Loathsome Fellow

Is That He Simply Sprung A Leak

[fruitsoftheape100]

FUNNY GUY, I Hate To Say,

Failed To Survive The Raid

The Chap Slipped On A Banana Peel

And Was Impaled On His Own Blade

[fruitsoftheape100]

The Bell Rung Then For KINGDOM COME,

Who Had His Gun Into A Bomb Recast

The Lout Forgot This, Then Took Aim

He Perished In The Blast

[fruitsoftheape100]

That’s When THE LIEUTENANT,

Seeing His Troops’ Demise,

Turned To Me Most Solemnly

And Looked Into My Eyes:

“Go,” He Said Discreetly,

“And Let Me Die In This Disgrace;

Survive, Boy, I Beseech Thee:

Go Fuck Your Wife Posthaste.”

[fruitsoftheape100]

What Else For ME?

I Turned Away And Ran Like Never Before

And That’s How I Survived The Battle

And Fucked My Wife After The War

[localgovernments]

I’ve been reading this like lyrics to the tune “Pepper” by The Butthole Surfers

[localgovernments]

you will cry

100 times

all your life, all your life

[bestofmidi]

Visit Original Link

(Something), something about this place (Something), something, ‘bout lonely nights And my lipstick on your face Something, something about my cool Nebraska guy Yeah, there’s something about, baby, you and I

original midi at https://freemidi.org/getter-12818

[localgovernments]

do you guys wanna hear my impression of a diner patron misplacing their burger?

[ironrattler]

[oxane]

[localgovernments]

soda idea: dr pizza. it’s pizza soda with REAL CHUNKS of delicious ZA. shake it up to get the bits all separated and then crack it open, it’ll spew real pizza bits EVERYWHERE. tastes like shit.

[swurp]

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

[grillmasterxbbq]

[cowboy]

Awesomeee thanks biden

[rubbertplant]

i want to study at a Music university

i will spell A♯ as B♭ and use whole tone scale. i would listen to Giant Steps on ears all night while having a modern staff notation with my sharpmates. i’ll have drum and bass every day that’s 160 BPM. i would go to moshpits every night. i am also more likely to meet rhythm, melody, timbre and Queen.

i wish i was m usic :(

[brucebocchi]

is the tumblr post cute?

RATING: NOT CUTE

while it may normally be humorous for someone to say “grinch pussy got me actin mischievous,” he/theys only post on tumblr when they are in severe emotional distress