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I’m not machine washable nor microwaveable. Professional Gregor fan

[locallyanonymous]

Can’t wait until Dante and the Sinners visit Gregor in the hospital in the upcoming Intervallo after whatever’s happening with Ryoshu and the Ring, make sure he’s doing alright yk see how he’s holding up after… Roach Emperor…, and then drop “Oh btw we’re going to N Corp and we’re probably gonna run into your mom, soooo let’s get going.”

Gregor is gonna distort on the spot, Carmen won’t even need to say a word. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee can he have a vacation, he needs it at this point, my poor pathetic roach husband needs a break.

[locallyanonymous]

Damnit why did District 23 have to be the owners of the WARP Trains. The District looks so cool from the limited pictures we have of it with its neon blue futuristic buildings, but then it’s run by W Corp that’s surviving off of a roll of duct tape, three glue sticks, and the prayers of everybody who works there. And the WARP Trains? HELL NO. NO. PEOPLE TAKE THAT SHIT DAILY? DAILY TO AND FROM WORK. THAT’S ABOUT 4000 YEARS TRAPPED IN ANOTHER DIMENSION WITH NO WAY TO ESCAPE OR EVEN DIE. AND IN THE END, THE PASSENGERS GET THEIR MEMORIES OF THE RIDE ERASED.

And the worst part is that W Corp technically, out of the very very very limited kindness of their hearts, could’ve made the Trains regular bullet trains that take maybe a few hours or a day to get across the City, but T Corp wanted to buy the passengers’ time in that dimension for their economy and W Corp just wanted to advertise the Trains as so fast it only takes 10 seconds. W Corp why did you have to run such a cool looking District whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[locallyanonymous]

Canto 10? The Gaze Bearing? Yeah I’m gonna make Meursault the Child Bearing.

… or it’ll be the other way around, doesn’t matter LET ME AT HIM I CAN TAKE HIM I SWEAR. MY LUNACY IS GOING TO HORNET MEURSAULT SO HE CAN POLLINATE AND GERMINATE IN ME. Spore Round Buckshot? More like Spore Round Backshot while I’m around. I’ll let him gain all the Lovely Pheromones he wants, I just need his spores. This Walpurgisnacht is gonna be great.

[locallyanonymous]

If there’s a chance, even a 0.00000001% chance, that a Prescript can tell me to crack Gregor for 24 hours straight, I’ll drop everything IMMEDIATELY and follow the Index.

[locallyanonymous]

Did anybody else think that a drag path was like a runway for drag queens or was I just stupid?

Cause I just found out it’s not… oh it’s not, I was really wrong.

[locallyanonymous]

I swear to god I am going to Intrude and Infest Gregor’s ass and Thrive when he moans, mark my words. Base Gregor, Firefist Gregor (I’m a bloodfiend of LaManchaland light me on fire), Lamp Gregor (he shaved mmm), Roach Emperor, hell I’d even take Edgar family Heir Gregor, I need him carnally. I’ve become so down bad I can’t even read Skill names anymore without being horny. “The Emperor’s Devouring”? Of me, the name forgot to put “of me”. “The Emperor’s Whip and Fist”? YES PLEASE!

I need my short roach boyfailure physically, mentally, spiritually, emotionally, mathematically(??), all of the above-ally. I simp for every Gregor from every Mirror Dimension. PLEASE GREGOR ONE CHANCE, ONE CHANCE

[locallyanonymous]

Cat boys this. Bunny girls that. Blah blah blah all of those are overrated. You know what’s not?

Bug-like humans.

Claws. Pincers. Antennas are a plus. That’s all I’m saying just trust me on this.