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@lockermice
Why is there not more Diana/Barbara fanfic out there???
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Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them
This is the best ad I’ve ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣
This one implies that the gorilla is their mother
Hey everyone! Food devs here with the long awaited 2.0 update. Without further ado here are the changes.
+spicy foods are now part of the “hot” category and can no longer avoid this category by specing purely into aggressive flavor +all calzones now include the sauce inside them to avoid unnecessary dipping +bananas now have clearly defined peeling points +removed drying factor from salt water to make it a hydration drink again +buffed amount of time scrambled eggs will stay hot in open air +by popular demand we have made it so nutcrackers now also work on coconuts +we felt the gutting process was two confusing to newer players so now all fish and crustaceans rapidly expel their bones and organs upon being heated +banana skin now possess a more satisfying crunch to persuade player choice and make the banana meta more even -microwave foods now have a maximum 20% chance of failure to avoid over centralizing the meta -watermelons water content has been nerfed in order to bring it more in line with other melons -fixed a bug that allowed celery to be consumed without calorie gain -increased the ingredient requirement for cereal to bring it more in line with other soups -fixed a glitch that allowed users to eat ramen with two knives instead of chopsticks -fixed a glitch that allowed hotdogs to be eaten from the ends, users will now start in the middle as intended -fixed a glitch that made Chex Mix the only cereal that could be consumed without milk
Every one here at Food is working really hard to bring you quality mouth watering content so be on the lookout for future updates!
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“In college I had a physics professor who wrote the date and time in red marker on a sheet of white paper and then lit the paper on fire and placed it on a metallic mesh basket on the lab table where it burned to ashes. He asked us whether or not the information on the paper was destroyed and not recoverable, and of course we were wrong, because physics tells us that information is never lost, not even in a black hole, and that what is seemingly destroyed is, in fact, retrievable. In that burning paper the markings of ink on the page are preserved in the way the flame flickers and the smoke curls. Wildly distorted to the point of chaos, the information is nonetheless not dead. Nothing, really, dies. Nothing dies. Nothing dies.”
— Nicholas Rombes, The Absolution of Roberto Acestes Laing (via bobschofield)
You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your energy, every vibration, every Btu of heat, every wave of every particle that was her beloved child remains with her in this world. You want the physicist to tell your weeping father that amid energies of the cosmos, you gave as good as you got.
And at one point you’d hope that the physicist would step down from the pulpit and walk to your brokenhearted spouse there in the pew and tell him that all the photons that ever bounced off your face, all the particles whose paths were interrupted by your smile, by the touch of your hair, hundreds of trillions of particles, have raced off like children, their ways forever changed by you. And as your widow rocks in the arms of a loving family, may the physicist let her know that all the photons that bounced from you were gathered in the particle detectors that are her eyes, that those photons created within her constellations of electromagnetically charged neurons whose energy will go on forever.
And the physicist will remind the congregation of how much of all our energy is given off as heat. There may be a few fanning themselves with their programs as he says it. And he will tell them that the warmth that flowed through you in life is still here, still part of all that we are, even as we who mourn continue the heat of our own lives.
And you’ll want the physicist to explain to those who loved you that they need not have faith; indeed, they should not have faith. Let them know that they can measure, that scientists have measured precisely the conservation of energy and found it accurate, verifiable and consistent across space and time. You can hope your family will examine the evidence and satisfy themselves that the science is sound and that they’ll be comforted to know your energy’s still around. According to the law of the conservation of energy, not a bit of you is gone; you’re just less orderly. Amen.
(Aaron Freeman, “Planning Ahead Can Make A Difference In The End”)
I just.
You don’t need a reason to not like a ship. You don’t need a reason not to ship a ship, canon or otherwise. You don’t have to prove it’s “problematic” or “abusive” or any of that shit.
You’re allowed to just not like it. You can literally just say “eh, I don’t like it, it’s just not my thing” and that’s valid. You don’t have to explain it or excuse it. Just say you don’t like it and move the fuck on, for fuck’s sake.
I am BEGGING y’all.
but it’s blocking the FUCKING SUEZ CANAL–
/dies laughing/
Just because a reason isn’t always given.
Does not mean it isn’t ever given.
I love this movie.
saw this poof floof's tiktok 😭😭😭 n thought of u
BRO I CAN'T STOP REPLAYING THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY AHDJABDJSH
@colleenneedsmotivation
His energy is unmatched
This is like, the pipe organ of bonking your siblings with the empty wrapping paper tube 😍
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WHAT.
Hi! I would love if you could write something for supercorp with “I hope our kid takes after you.”. Thank you!
some v domestic supercorp from the prompt list! (happiness 12 I believe)
"I hope our kid takes after you."
Lena’s not quite sure when Kara’s kitchen became her own.
She knows where every dish is, knows where Kara keeps her spices, her utensils, her canned goods. There are things in the fridge that are hers, crackers in the cupboard that Kara bought because she likes them. It’s possible she knows Kara’s kitchen better than she knows her own, at this point, considers it as much hers as she does Kara’s.
She rarely cooks at her apartment. She tells herself she doesn’t have the time, opting for takeout or frozen meals instead. But it’s become something of a routine to cook at Kara’s, and often several nights a week finds them holed up in Kara’s kitchen, trying new recipes and arguing about vegetables. It was an easy transition from their old routine of weekly restaurant or bar hangouts—just one night where Lena was too tired to go out and Kara suggested this instead of calling off the occasion completely.
Somewhere along the way, it became their new normal.
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