Lenny Fart

I’m horny or whatever the kids say nowadays I really like Price. MGMGGGGHHHHHHHHH FUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

[loffi-hoffi-len]

I need more captain price fan art NOW.

[wolverinecore]

priCE PRICE PRICE

[loffi-hoffi-len]

i’m NOT accepting the new beard.

[kandikei]

esdee needs to start going live again I miss his lives :( I just miss him not being as nonchalant in general meow

[ipetite69]

esdee better come to my fucking country bc if not istg im gonna cry myself to sleep

[loffi-hoffi-len]

i put so much money into his merch bro he better get his ahhh over here

[bloodveiledd]

i just checked the esdeekid tag for the first time in ages why does 99% of it have nothing to do with esdeekid bro this is not instagram thats not how tags work on here

[cherisseone]

Always wanted to draw Captain Price 🧘🏻‍♀️💖

[loffi-hoffi-len]

MGHHHHH THATS MY GAY HUSBAND

[goonyemz]

this has to be the most accurate

[loffi-hoffi-len]

GOOD LORD YES

[wyvern-whiskey]

Too blinding✨

[loffi-hoffi-len]

oh i’m such a whore

[iure-ch]

We need more John Price/Reader on Ao3

Leave it to me gang

[wyvern-whiskey]

I love drawing these two kissing🥰

Full on Patreon🩵

[thepenisyoinker]

if you need me i will be sucking on his arms until further notice

[loffi-hoffi-len]

i second this

[meninecanela]

Me at 3 AM, horny as hell, scrolling through my likes looking for that one fanfic i read months ago

[ronnydeniro]

okay..

[loffi-hoffi-len]

😼😼

[loffi-hoffi-len]

thought i was in a bad mood but turns out i just needed to orgasm actually

[loffi-hoffi-len]

do you ever feel emotion so intensely that you lowkey take your eyeballs out and chew them up and then spit them out and push them back into your eye sockets? no? just me? okay, i’ll go away.

[ashwhisperss]

taxing women for not having kids is genuinely such a joke. Not everyone wants kids bro we aren’t just reproductive machines we’re people with our own free will so why can’t we even be allowed to use that free will?

[loffi-hoffi-len]

i was just reading the best fic i’ve ever read in my entire fucking life. i pause before what seemed to be a really good part, went to pee, came back and when i opened my phone Tumblr was closed. i knew it was over before i even opened Tumblr to check if i’d liked or reblogged it, because of course i didn’t. why would i ever do something that makes perfectly good sense? i am both devastated and extremely EXTREMELY pissed off.