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clotpolesonly

tartrazeen

isawken

how the fuck am i supposed to live my life knowing that this exists and i can't have it

isawken

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. A CHILD?

isawken

FAMILY

randomitemdrop

Item: sassy animated furniture

whitepeopletwitter

debkorvelus

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing. There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it. If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.

nutsacktorturer

gigastacyy-deactivated20231011

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

stormesandshowers

Nestle isn’t gonna fuck you

asingularcanadian

Also water IS a human right, it’s classified as one by the UN the only country that really disagrees with this is the United States

hexthelex-deactivated20230815

If I buy a loaf of bread, and then decide to make a sandwich for my friend from some of it, is this STEALING? Is my friend STEALING the bread I already PAID for in full? Is the bread seller entitled to receive compensation because I, the person who PAID ALREADY the full value of the bread they sell, decided to give away a portion of it (a portion from an already PAID FOR product).

When people say that capitalism rots your brain they aren’t kidding - this is literally a disease, one of the mind and soul, and it’s contagious, and it’s deadly… Luckily there is a cure:

bruciemilf

@debkorvelus question does Trump’s dick taste like cheetos or cheddar

the-haiku-bot

@debkorvelus

question does Trump’s dick taste like

cheetos or cheddar

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

recklessmoss

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

recklessmoss

please this is SO funny

recklessmoss

HUH?!

bigbadbutch

akaiiros

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

hotkim1

everydaylouie

Clown Man (Paradox Mr. Mime)

Some theorists believe that this creature coexisted and possibly even reproduced with early humans. The implications are...unpleasant.

lifeattomsdiner

every time somebody goes "uhm well this work depicts X, which seems kinda problematic >.>" and said depiction of X is specifically that it is a bad thing done by bad people, my blood pressure goes up a little bit

lifeattomsdiner

shouts out to that one clickbait video from ages ago that argued that Beauty and the Beast promotes toxic masculinity because Gaston is a misogynist. like buddy. friend. pal.