sharp hamburger

gang weed he/him

[shinglesmcsmuggle]

[rodument]

Two absolutely normal guys

[dogpuppy]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[subbyreincarnetor]

Shy boy this, Shy boy that.

What about a loud and goofy boy that completely shuts down at the first sign of affection????

A golden retriever that turns into a whimpering mutt as soon as you reach to pet him???

A brave boy, pretending to be a functional adult, all the while secretly begging to become a drooling slut for the one person who makes his heart and his brain melt?????

Please just choose me already I have no other analogies 😔😔😔😔😔

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

what about a giant lumbering zombie

[good-pic]

[koth-harvest-final]

hmm... i want to get to know this individual. i better lay a friendship egg

[mollymux]

Seems to be bunny in the trough Thursday

[cosmovain]

[3000s]

cognitive behavioral torture

[fagrrot]

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

[tropicalscream]

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

[sdqubeley]

[smalllfieldmouse]

this is a hammer in my pocket actually But i am always happy to see you

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[akashicrecord]

Affirmations:

- I do not feel well and I am probably going to die

- I am sick and dying

- Girl it is Thursday

[freesnooki-deactivated20220131]

[punkrorschach]

[gabethaoverthinker]

[the-cricket-chirps]

Katsushika Hokusai

Large Lobster

1800-1815

[crescentdl]