Red Vines: *exist*
Me: don’t do it
My dumbass brain after all these years:

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Red Vines: *exist*
Me: don’t do it
My dumbass brain after all these years:
Framerate synced with a bird’s wings
*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*
in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece
In my house its called laundry! Thank you!
me cooking
the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend….. somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night…… had i known how to save a life……
12 year old me:
22 year old me:
I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed
easy. my dog is never excited to see me. unless I have food
She won.
she won alright lol
I’m every one in this
MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!
WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!
MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!
MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!
Guess we’re all gunna have to be horny on LinkedIn now.
i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while
the rain: makes that soft rain sound
me immediately:
when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing
WAIT SHIT
He makin biscuits
he is biscuits
@allll-smiles