Lohatrons

lalala

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[iveoy]

wheat thief

[amazing-gr4ce]

this is how I reckon they were in lockdown, surrounded by cardboard boxes and plotting double phomocide

[pipdip-dots]

what if your house was FLOODED and your minecraft pj pants BROKE and you got COPYRITE STRIKE from YOURSELF and your BOYFRIEND wasn’t a LAWYER and you were GAY

[redstonedust]

Who is your favorite Tumblr sexyman?

lulworth cove

[anoma1ija]

What i imagine tour merch will look like

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[renisnotonfire]

Ah, to be Dan Howell and spend your entire adult life in self-imposed closets because of severe trauma and internalized homophobia, all while having your relationship under a microscope so intensely and persistently that thousands of strangers write stories about it, people try to doxx and stalk you and your partner and your families, and then, finally, after so much growth, you are the one to bring up marriage unprompted on international TV, only for the interviewer to go "okay, but how much MONEY do you make?!"

[fer3112]

Anyone: Hey Dan, how’s the weather in London?

Dan: oh it’s a fucking nightmare in summer, that’s why if I married Phil we would do it in winter so we don’t sweat in our lovely suits and we would choose an idyllic location in the woods and…..

[sharksdancing]

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[amazing-gr4ce]

do you reckon the wall we kick our pussies up also has the lady door on it

[redstonedust]

the bravest souls in fan spaces are the people who selfship with a character that already has a wildly popular ship in the fandom. you looked at a tidal wave of fan meta and fics all pairing your fav with another popular character and said okay. but what if i was the one kissing them instead? extremely powerful aura.

[notpano-deactivated20170912]

[shetheyslain]

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

[redstonedust]

Why are you upside down again

[clownfactories]

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.