There are more nipples than people in the world.

Loïs, 16

[vikander]

[winchesterimpalaboys]

Supernatural in Rogue Magazine Fall Issue #4 photos by Benjo Arwas

[jarodleto]

sᴇʙᴀsᴛɪᴀɴ sᴛᴀɴ

[loisisgoingtokickyourass]

Tagged by @its-raining-angels-halleluja. So here are: my lock-screen, the last song I listened to and my last selfie. (It's really bad..)

[kittensinsocks24]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

[thefeywildling]

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

[47lamborghinis-deactivated20160]

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

[jdeko]

Evangelation

[sirchubbybunny]

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

[tomysshadow-deactivated20230715]

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

[bldvnbln]

This is wonderful

[jaredandjensen]

[x]

[diminished-comet]

Kylo knows he’ll impress Rey with a cool entrance walk.

[romeo-in-space]

Compared to Vader who had a gracefully walk Kylo’s so unrefined like he doesn’t give a f*ck.

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[blonde-vulcan-deactivated201608]

This is sO GOOD

[loisisgoingtokickyourass]

Jared and Jensen : live near each other

Jared and Jensen : travel to Vancouver to film their show together

Jared and Jensen : travel to conventions together and hang out by themselves

Jared and Jensen : have a few days off and decide to go on vacation together .

[garrett-graham]

There’s no shame in having to fight every day, but fighting every day, and presumably, if you’re still alive to hear these words, then you are winning your war. You’re here.

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

seeing people my own age get shit done should be inspiring but it’s actually so depressing 

[heymcflys]

“I love you so much.” “Thank you.”

[justjensenanddean]

“What is your favourite part of being a father?”

Jensen Ackles & JJ | Minneapolis Con 2016 [x]

[loisisgoingtokickyourass]

The Signs as Strange Planets

Aries: Wasp 12 b ; Orbits WAY too close to its star making it slowly die.

Taurus: HD188753 ; Has 3 stars, everywhere you look there's a sunset/rise.

Gemini: 55 Cancri e ; A gigantic diamond worth about 26.9 non million dollars.

Cancer: GJ 1214 b ; Completely made of water, no land.

Leo: Gliese 581 c ; Can possibly support life in a small area but 1 side is too hot and the other too cold.

Virgo: Kepler 438 b ; The most earth-like planet.

Libra: HD189773 b ; Rains glass sideways constantly.

Scorpio: TrEs 26 ; Darkest Planet ever, glows red.

Sagittarius: Wasp 17 b ; Largest Planet ever.

Capricorn: J1407-B ; Has rings 200 times bigger than Saturn's.

Aquarius: Gliese 436 b ; A ball of ice that is constantly on fire.

Pisces: HD 106906 b ; The loneliest place et, 1.1 times bigger than Jupiter.

[alexzpaintings]

Van Gogh, Watercolors. 

on Etsy | Prints

[thisisthecoolestplace]

[melissary]