Fire cannot kill a dragon

Hello Friend, This blog is a wild ride through everything that I like. I hope you enjoy!

[dozydawn]

[two-goblins-in-a-trench-coat]

a CRITTER? Carrying a BERRY?? Across a BRAMBLE VINE?????

[batri-jopa]

Hey, have you guys seen manatee casually eating head of lettuce like it was some underwater street-food?

No?

Here you go:

You're welcome

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[raccooncomic]

221. Peanut Butter

[wholesome-animal-images]

@wholesome-animal-images

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[catchymemes]

[bold-baddie]

[evilwizard]

say no more

[gif87a-com]

This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

3 inch opening: no problem

2.75 inch opening: Easy

2.5 inch opening: doing fine

2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

:insert grunts of effort here:

Taking a break…

The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

GIMME GIMME GIMME

He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

via imgur

[soundlessdragon]

Science

I love it

[markscherz]

What I learned is that I am not the only person who calls all squirrels Steve

[abitchistireddddd]

stop it steve

[liminalsimian]

mood:

[tooiconic]

His little hands at the end sent me into a frenzy of laughter.

[fgrobichiko]

hnmmm what if i just HHEGGDHEHHDGGEGEGGDGGDGEGEGE

[tattedpetticoats]

[werewolveswithagenda]

I think Tumblr will love this

[i-am-shitpost]

For the love of GOD turn the volume on

[the-real-seebs]

every day someone thinks of an art form no one did before

[crabussy]

let's form structures with mamas

[crabussy]

these are hyraxes! they're not rodents or canines or anything like that. they belong to their very own order known as hyracoidea. their closest relatives are elephants and manatees, and these mamas and babies have FREAKY teeth

also important to note that the

and:

[parkchanwoohoo]

The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me

[gunsandfireandshit]

This is painfully American

[dirtbaby2016]

Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem

[lighthouseshepard]

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

[lighthouseshepard]

you know i think the fact that friends and enemies autocorrected to this and i didn't notice is reason enough i should sleep

[lighthouseshepard]

[adorable-bunnies-deactivated202]

[yokowan]

okay I'll bite

[yokowan]

hawm

[johnnycrass]

always thought it was strange that ppl go to amsterdam to do drugs specifically. do you know what i absolutely dont wanna hear while tripping? Dutch

[ineedhjalp]

unreal language