The Awful Guide To Awesome

the ramblings of an awfully awesome arrogant arsehole

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Dis how you sleep when your a daddy #father #parenting101

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Ima just start singing for a living guys #remix #adele #hello #music

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If you ever are unfortunate enough to be close enough to read these. Prolly should do as they say. #nike #readthese #getoboys #fuckyoswag #likeaboss #purpleandgreen

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Color pic of the kicks

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His mama decided he needed new shoes since dad is #teamnike now we match. Kinda #parenting101 #likeaboss #nike

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#iwasntthatdrunk #soberquotes

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#soberquotes

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#parenting101 before I was a parent...... Well before I knew I was a parent..... Now I am in charge...... He still won't say it.

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This was my jam in high school. now I got my nephews hooked on it! #gummybear #music #jam

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Just a message for the world

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#dougie #howto #whitepeople #advice #dancing #toofunny #fuckyoswag

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#grumpy #fuckthis #overtoday

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Father son eeyores #eeyore #winniethepooh #stuffedanimal #baby #father #wecute

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I did another thing. With my hairs. #hair #hairdye #pizza #onesie #fuckyoswag #likeaboss #imanadult #adult

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#manners #pinkhair #gtfoh #grownupshit #fuckyoswag

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#housearrest #jail #rent #logic