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Acquired Stardust
taylor price
cherry valley forever

Kiana Khansmith
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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Not today Justin

Kaledo Art
Claire Keane
AnasAbdin

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shark vs the universe
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izzy's playlists!
styofa doing anything

@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Love Begins

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@lokipea
they don't know but we know compress.. we know...
benimaru moon bath 4/4
EnS S2 Finale !
whats happening with crisp ratt
SO basically someone posted this on twitter:Â Â
and everyone picked pratt that he started trending lmfaoÂ
(and then people found out about him being MAGA/belonging to a church that supports conversion therapy)
SO NOW the marvel PR clown brigade is writing dissertations on how nice chris pratt is (like??)
and people are rightfully upset bc WHERE was this energy for people in the marvel cast who were actually harassed like
and ALL this was over a twitter joke about which âchrisâ is better lmfao
Dylan OâBrien as Joel Dawson in Love and Monsters (2020)
bill skarsgĂĽrd as roman godfrey in hemlock grove. 2x01 (2014)
possible labels on geraltâs potions
respect women juice
potion that makes u repress emotions
sprite
blood of Lord Eleaon of Herstfield III (DO NOT DRINK, NEED FOR RITUAL)
ye olde red bull
glitter (emergency)
glitter (everyday)
one-a-day men
adderall
sleepytime tea
Jaskierâs Special Stuffâ˘ď¸
[on empty vial] my tears
go juice
insta-goth
Muscle Milkâ˘ď¸
piss (DO NOT DRINK)
Campbellâs Chunky Beef Soup
drink to let u fight god
hot choclaty melk
sexi potion
lube (cherry flavored)
poison (regular)
poison (extra strength)
antidote
[on vial of regular apple juice] liquid courage
eyeliner
potion to make ur pp hard
Whatever society may claim, it canât control you. As Mother has proven.
September 30th
October 1st
November 1st
December 1st
Elton John recently shared some of his memories with Freddie: âBackstage at Live Aid, I had a huge area that I kind of decorated. I made sure there were seats for everyone, so that people who were playing could sit down and have a natter. Freddie came over after Queen had stolen the show. I said, âFreddie, nobody should go on after you â you were magnificent.â He said: âYouâre absolutely right, darling, we were â we killed them.â He was so excited. Then he said, âYou, on the other hand, dear â you looked like the fucking Queen Mother when you were on stage. Where did you get that absolutely awful hat?â That was very Freddie. He was hilarious. Even when he was dying, he was exactly the same. He was lying in bed, too weak to stand, losing his sight, going: âHave you heard Mrs Bowieâs new album, darling? What does she think sheâs doing?â I always had the best time with him.â
i found this sketch on youtube and i canât stop thinking about it
(insp. x)
I made a fake disability ID card does that make me a bad person
âWe were in Europe a couple years ago and we went to this museum and I went up to the ticket taker and I was like, âHey, I read on your website that you let people with disabilities come to the museum for free?â And she was like, âYes, but Iâm gonna need to see some ID proving that you have a disability.â And I was like, âWhat do⌠I mean, I have one leg.â And sheâs like, âYeah yeah, but do you have disability ID proving..?â I was like, âI donât - I mean, do you think this is an optical illusion? Or like an elaborate costume Iâve created to get into your museum for free?â Sheâs like, âAlright, Iâll let it slide just this once, but next time, make sure you have the ID.â
âNow it turns out that in Europe they do have these disability ID cards. We donât have anything quite like it in the United States, but we went back to Europe the next year and we wanted to go to that museum again, so before we did, I printed off this, like, fake disability card. [Laughing] Itâs just an American flag and a disability symbol. We went back to that museum, I showed them the card, theyâre like, âOh great. Yeah, go on in, for free, to our museum.ââ
Bless the hearts of every single european in the notes going, âbut if americans donât have disabled IDs, how do people with invisible disabilities get free museum passes / free trains / other nice service?â
Disabled people in america get slightly better parking and thatâs it. And you get that with a doctorâs approval.
stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*
me: *gently fixes it*
me: you can See
Weâre only a month away from Halloween so Iâm gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why Iâm going to say that theyâre Halloween themed jokes. If they say itâs not close to Halloween yet Iâm gonna say that itâs always Halloween