Local Gang Friend

Chris. 27. She/Her. Demi. EST/USA. 50% Riverdale | 50% Nonsense →Shitty Fanfics← →Edits←

[chickeigo]

they don't know but we know compress.. we know...

[seijoh]

benimaru moon bath 4/4

EnS S2 Finale !

[sunfortune]

whats happening with crisp ratt

SO basically someone posted this on twitter:  

and everyone picked pratt that he started trending lmfao 

(and then people found out about him being MAGA/belonging to a church that supports conversion therapy)

SO NOW the marvel PR clown brigade is writing dissertations on how nice chris pratt is (like??)

and people are rightfully upset bc WHERE was this energy for people in the marvel cast who were actually harassed like

and ALL this was over a twitter joke about which ‘chris’ is better lmfao

[queerebrum]

Dylan O’Brien as Joel Dawson in Love and Monsters (2020)

[godfreysteel]

bill skarsgård as roman godfrey in hemlock grove. 2x01 (2014)

[yaoiadderall]

possible labels on geralt’s potions

respect women juice

potion that makes u repress emotions

sprite

blood of Lord Eleaon of Herstfield III (DO NOT DRINK, NEED FOR RITUAL)

ye olde red bull

glitter (emergency)

glitter (everyday)

one-a-day men

adderall

sleepytime tea

Jaskier’s Special Stuff™️

[on empty vial] my tears

go juice

insta-goth

Muscle Milk™️

piss (DO NOT DRINK)

Campbell’s Chunky Beef Soup

drink to let u fight god

hot choclaty melk

sexi potion

lube (cherry flavored)

poison (regular)

poison (extra strength)

antidote

[on vial of regular apple juice] liquid courage

eyeliner

potion to make ur pp hard

[captainheroism]

Whatever society may claim, it can’t control you. As Mother has proven.

[bob-belcher]

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

[fuckyeahmercury]

Elton John recently shared some of his memories with Freddie: “Backstage at Live Aid, I had a huge area that I kind of decorated. I made sure there were seats for everyone, so that people who were playing could sit down and have a natter. Freddie came over after Queen had stolen the show. I said, “Freddie, nobody should go on after you – you were magnificent.” He said: “You’re absolutely right, darling, we were – we killed them.” He was so excited. Then he said, “You, on the other hand, dear – you looked like the fucking Queen Mother when you were on stage. Where did you get that absolutely awful hat?” That was very Freddie. He was hilarious. Even when he was dying, he was exactly the same. He was lying in bed, too weak to stand, losing his sight, going: “Have you heard Mrs Bowie’s new album, darling? What does she think she’s doing?” I always had the best time with him.”

[caroldanversenthusiast]

i found this sketch on youtube and i can’t stop thinking about it

[goddamnitkastle]

[ladyartemesia]

[interspersed]

(insp. x)

[beyonces]

[marveladdicts]

[joshsundquist]

I made a fake disability ID card does that make me a bad person

[killorbekillian]

“We were in Europe a couple years ago and we went to this museum and I went up to the ticket taker and I was like, ‘Hey, I read on your website that you let people with disabilities come to the museum for free?’ And she was like, ‘Yes, but I’m gonna need to see some ID proving that you have a disability.’ And I was like, ‘What do… I mean, I have one leg.’ And she’s like, ‘Yeah yeah, but do you have disability ID proving..?’ I was like, ‘I don’t - I mean, do you think this is an optical illusion?  Or like an elaborate costume I’ve created to get into your museum for free?’ She’s like, ‘Alright, I’ll let it slide just this once, but next time, make sure you have the ID.’

“Now it turns out that in Europe they do have these disability ID cards. We don’t have anything quite like it in the United States, but we went back to Europe the next year and we wanted to go to that museum again, so before we did, I printed off this, like, fake disability card. [Laughing] It’s just an American flag and a disability symbol. We went back to that museum, I showed them the card, they’re like, ‘Oh great. Yeah, go on in, for free, to our museum.’“

[analogueswords]

Bless the hearts of every single european in the notes going, “but if americans don’t have disabled IDs, how do people with invisible disabilities get free museum passes / free trains / other nice service?”

Disabled people in america get slightly better parking and that’s it. And you get that with a doctor’s approval.

[valynnetine]

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

[fruitandfitspo]

[roozmatazz]

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween