...and I'll do what I want

Basically...

[hoodiedeer]

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

[hoodiedeer]

[k0weaponmaster]

[thestoryofaslut]

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

[chongoblog]

My gender

[loth-catgirl]

ah, yes

[kelzebub]

never gets old.

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[headspace-hotel]

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

Ok , I'm considering joining the skeleton war 2022 but, I am undecided on sides, so wizards, skeletons, convince me

[chipper-skeleton]

WE ARE UNION BASED AND WE PROVIDE FULLY PAID MEDICAL AND DENTAL INSURANCE

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

I'm literally a mushroom I don't have teeth

[chipper-skeleton]

DO YOU WANT SOME

THIS IS NOT SARCASM I AM GENUINELY OFFERING A CHANCE FOR YOU TO OBTAIN TEETH

[just-mushroom-thoughts]

I except teeth

[chipper-skeleton]

[original-begay-docrime]

God i love tumblr

[stars-bean]

Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi (1983) dir. Richard Marquand

[kagamine-len]

[mustard-queef]

[cosmonautroger]

Chiptuner

[inthefallofasparrow]

I loved this episode

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

[the-fallen-blue]

[ruimtetijd]

it’s on YouTube too btw! and in the description there’s links to their spotify

[thesnadger]

Poor Stacy, all her friends are so horny for her parents and there’s nothing she can do about it.

[theclockworkjudas]

I am LIVING for their drummer’s hair.

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[deejay]

bean pizza (bizza)

[silentevil77]

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

oh ym fucking god anime is cancelled FOR GOOD 

[trilllizard666]

can i offer you an egg in these trying times?

[smiling-prompto]

This is worse than the chicken nugget animation.

[shishkababoo-deactivated2018121]

[psifreezeomega]

@radicalapollo @radicalapollo @radicalapollo

[radicalapollo]

Thanks I

[catbountry]

[specimen-jar]

When the pandemic started we forced my mom to watch all of LOTR but she kept getting bored and falling asleep so it took 6 nights, and I made powerpoints each day refreshing what she’d seen before

[cloudielight-deactivated2023062]

Villain: I know all about your powers.

Danny: really? Would you mind listing all 27 of them? I seem to have mysteriously forgotten what I am capable of.

Villain:

Danny: : >

[peachdoxie]

Danny: also I could spontaneously get a 28th while we're fighting if you push me too hard so like, good luck : >

[sulkyselkie-deactivated20220813]

Jesus would smile a little bit if you made a mean joke that was really funny but he wouldn’t laugh

[ratfuck]

and this is where I keep my cages full of starving twinks watch this they hate it when I do this *starts smacking the cage with a bat loudly*

[sharkbutch]

rupaul

[skautism]

[tazri]

Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.

Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.

[lizzibennet]

i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing

[counterpunches]

#signor bene D I C K