Random stuff

Mexican, that's it.

[ruinedchildhood]

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

instead of killing characters off at random for shock value, may i propose a hip new trend: keeping characters alive at random for shock value. by all logic, this character should be dead. there’s no possible explanation for how they continue to shuffle ‘round this mortal coil. maybe we literally saw them die onscreen back in the passe era of shock value deaths. and yet, there they are. alive before our eyeballs.

[chananderlandersalamander]

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[catastrofe]

[azzandra]

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

[petite-guignol]

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

awful suspicious that theres quotation marks around “mirror”

[travalicious]

[baezulas]

Don’t make the same mistakes I did.

[found-bodies]

[skrytch]

also

[getoieiri]

TOPH AND LIN BEIFONG as Sophia & Dorothy from the Golden Girls

[everythingfox]

“When your human comes to pick you up from doggy daycare”

(Source)

[there-is-nothing-wrong-with-you]

Th- the eyebrows smh

[beesleeps]

Xigbar: If I had a keyblade, it’d be different. 

Sora: Like you’re actually worthy to use one. 

Xigbar:

[forever90s]

[pokemon-personalities]

I really trust James from team rocket. he would treat me right

[pixellatrix-deactivated20171129]

Hed steal your pikachu

[204-moved-deactivated20201117]

Id let him

[whisperintoass-deactivated20200]

[moranginhos]

mood: bedridden victorian child

[moranginhos]

papah …… am i going to die ?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

[thejunesky]

will grándmama be there? in the light??

[bb-wizard-deactivated20210901]

So my parents suspect I'm nonbinary because *gestures vaguely at all of me* but they won't just ask me about it so I've just been watching them gently test me over the last couple years. But last night was by far my favorite.

My dad, unable to look me in the eye, stumbled as he asked me if I would want a full length kilt or a knee length kilt.

These are the two genders folks

[feministism]

[biglawbear]

OH IT MAKES SENSE NOW THANK YOU FOR PUTTING IT INTO WORDS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Same story for evil cops. Environments that allow predators and abusers to thrive and be protected are going to fill up with predators and abusers no matter how good the people around them are.

[postilionstruckbylightning]

It happens in a lot of fields. Cops, social workers, priests, volunteers who work with kids, foster parents. Predators operate at their peak in positions of authority where they can act unquestioned.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

When I was in England I tried to be very careful about not mimicking accents accidentally bc I tend to pick them up and I didn’t want to sound disrespectful so I was hyper conscious of my speech

and then we walked into an arcade by the beach and they had a whole shooting game that was supposed to be based in West Virginia that was called “Hillbilly” something or other and everything was spelled wrong on purpose and there were jugs of moonshine and a bucket for an “outhouse” and I was like

Never mind so I can and will say anything I want now & firstly all of the children here sound like Dickens orphans and no I won’t apologize

[shadowfellefox]

After a couple months of living in Colchester, I thought I had finished making the mental adjustment to the different dialect and then some lady at Tesco was all “Ooooh, what sort of veg do you fancy?” and my brain just short-circuited because it SOUNDED LIKE WHAT AN AMERICAN THINKS AN ENGLISH LADY TALKS LIKE

[rainbowdoom32]

Dudes I live in Glasgow (the most indecipherable of Scottish accents btw) and I about face whenever somone speaks in like a posh English accent. Like people actually do talk like that and they are all the British equivelent of Chad the laxbro