Bruh.

I hit 30, society is now invited to suck my dick. I'm old, my blog is for old people. She/they.

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[why-did-you-reblogblog]

Why did you reblog?

beautiful artistic rendition

his smile is so jolly at the end

this type of therapy exercise is actually so helpful

other (share w class?)

Remaining time: 6 days 1 minute

[acecroft]

LEON S. KENNEDY portrayed by Nick Apostolides in Resident Evil: Requiem (2026) dev. by Capcom

[verenakauer]

"Why did Stratt pick a school teacher" — because my guy can frankenstein Venus out of plywood, some duct tape and a dream. "I'm not qualified" — buddy, you have scientific background and the resourcefulness of someone who is used to having zero budget. I love this specific part of the plot that is "let's take the guy who can problem-solve things with zero money and give him unlimited budget and see what happens".

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[crafteeauthor]

Imagine Eva Stratt years after sending her favorite guy to boss around to space. Getting the logs and recordings and finding out that her guy made first contact with sapient alien life and it IMMEDIATELY started bossing him around too. Like what if you surrendered your dog and it got adopted by an alien instantly. Happened to my girl Eva Stratt

[lolabolaboo]

Hi ok I've now seen both iron lung AND phm and uhhhhh. I don't THINK I've had an otp before but it's now definitely grace and simon. like i was on board BEFORE but now it's just. it's in there and it's not leaving

[lolabolaboo]

My dad fell for ANOTHER fucking gift card scam I'm gonna scream cry throw up!!! His credit card privileges are revoked! Good god.

[crumpet099]

Those are his fledglings man

[mailboxxi]

sir hawkeye ….

[wavepriisms]

reminder that next week we get richeh body slamming a cop

[sharkyy27]

I know a school principal hates to see him coming

[lolabolaboo]

The BEST part about having diabetes is when my blood sugar goes too low. I'm currently eating medicinal cookie dough. A Little Treat for my health. Sugar so I don't die. What a blessing.

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[mrskennedih]

I JUST WANT A TASTE

[t1zxnk]

AWWHH SO CUTE 🥹 his hair falling is jus perfect ugh

[eggsoups]

[ann-is-amazing-person]

BLOODYMARY REVERSE AU! BLOODYMARY REVERSE AU! BLOODYMARY REVERSE AU!