Contains: Bachelors, Bachelorettes, Costume HC's, Trick or Treat HC's. Not reader centered, but can be read as romantic in some parts.
Happy (early) Halloween! Have fun and stay safe. <3
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Abigail
Duo Costumes She'd Love:
Miner & A Crystal, Ghost & Ghost Hunter, Corpse Bride & Victor, Jack & Sally, Knight & Princess, Knight & Dragon, Deer & Hunter, Greg & Wirt.
Treats She'd Pass Out:
Gross looking gummies. She thinks it's funny to see the look on kids faces when they see the choices.
Example: rats, eyeballs, spiders, brains, fingers, and skulls.
Tricks She'd Play:
Abigail would stick to a classic: Ouija board. But of course she'll move the planchette without the others knowing, putting on a convincing performance that there's really a ghost.
Little does she know there really was one watching, it found her antics amusing. So amusing that they decided to pull a prank on her too and move the planchette while she was finally alone that night.
She never used the board again.
Alex
Duo Costumes He'd Love:
Cheerleader & Football Player, 80's Workout Attire, Hercules & Meg, Ken & Barbie, Ken & Allan, Coach & Player, Hugh Hefner & A Playboy Bunny, Milkman & Housewife, Pizza Boy & Housewife.
Treats He'd Pass Out:
Honestly, lame snacks. But he thinks they're helpful because in his mind, everyone is just as worried about their diet and "gains" like him.
He would probably jump scare the women of the valley any chance he got, popping out behind corners with a mask and going "boo!" when they least expect it.
For the guys, it probably wouldn't even be "tricks", he'd just bully and annoy them. Lol.
Elliott
Duo Costumes He'd Love:
Romeo & Juliet, Edgar Alan Poe & A Raven, Beast & Belle, Jack & Rose, Two Princes, Two Cowboys, Mermaid & Sailor.
Treats He'd Pass Out:
Something fancy-ish, a homemade mix to let kids choose from.
He'd use (variety) packs of: Ferrero Rocher, Ghirardelli squares, Lindor Truffles, Godiva Masterpieces, Bouchard Napolitains, and Béquet Caramel's.
Tricks He'd Play:
Surprise haunted house! If you're living together, it'd be in your cellar. If not, it'd be at his cabin.
Like Skittles, Starburst, 4d gummies, Laffy Taffy, fruit Tootsie Rolls, Sathers Coconut Stacks, Mounds, and Hi-Chew.
Tricks She'd Play:
Probably jump scares like Alex, but in a cuter way. She'd quietly creep up behind you, grab your shoulders, and whisper '"boo!" in your ear before giggling about it.
Harvey
Duo Costumes He'd Love:
Plane & Pilot, Flight Attendant & Pilot, Prince & Princess, Bacon & Eggs, Knight & Prince, Apple & Worm, Two Teachers.
Treats He'd Pass Out:
Surprisingly, he makes little goodie bags with full sugar candy. He knows it's okay to have treats once in a while and he doesn't want to be a bore on Halloween.
But, since he's a doctor, he of course adds a disposable mini toothbrush & floss pack to each bag.
Tricks He'd Play:
Also not a trickster. But like Emily, I could see him telling scary stories.
He'd feel bad if anyone actually got scared though.
Leah
Duo Costumes She'd Love:
Paint Swatch & Painter, Tinkerbell & Peter Pan, Bunny & Carrot, Cowgirl & Horse, Two Princesses, Bob Ross & a Tree, Bird & Worm, Tree & Shrub, Any Two Wild Animals, Sculptor & Statue.
Treats She'd Pass Out:
Has a bowl with a wide variety of candies and chocolates, she just let's the kids grab a handful of whatever they want.
Tricks She'd Play:
Classic fake severed hand. If she's passing out candy, she might hold the bucket with her fake hand and drop them in front of random groups.
Sometimes the joke works too well on young kids, then she apologizes and gives them extra candy.
Maru
Duo Costumes She'd Love:
Astronaut & Ship, Sun & Moon, Two Avatars, Alien & Astronaut, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Cat & Mouse, Cat & Dog, Two Robots, Two Teachers.
Treats She'd Pass Out:
Assorted baggies of chips and candies, probably some juice boxes too.
Tricks She'd Play:
She'd call you over from where you're standing to look through her telescope, telling you she found something odd in the sky.
While you're distracted, she'll suddenly shove a creepy hand puppet in front of the scope, giving you a good scare.
Penny
Duo Costumes She'd Love:
Lamb & Shepard, Teacher & Apple, Indiana Jones-Style Adventurers, Fairy & Elf, Prince & Princess, Two Princesses, Tea & Coffee.
Treats She'd Pass Out:
Healthier treats like chocolate chip granola bars, yogurt covered raisins, Teddy Grahams, popcorn balls, pretzel baggies, fruit snacks, trail mix.
Tricks She'd Play:
No tricks. But a spooky puppet show is something I could see her doing for the kids at the library.
It's not actually scary at all, but it is Halloween themed still!
Sam
Duo Costumes He'd Love:
Rockstar & Popstar, Two Pieces of Pizza, Two Hippies, Link & Zelda, Tiffany & Chucky, Mario & Luigi, Fred & Daphne, Barney & Betty Rubble.
Treats He'd Pass Out:
Premixed bags of candy and chocolate, he may also throw in mini cans of sodas.
Tricks He'd Play:
Fake ghost haunting, similar to Abigail. He's also a surprisingly good actor.
His goal was to scare you into his arms, and with the help of Seb and Abi pretending to be ghosts in the house, he succeeded. ;)
Sebastian
Duo Costumes He'd Love:
Two Vampires, Two Bats, Frog & Lizard, Princess & Knight, Knight & Dragon, Morticia & Gomez, Pirate & Siren, Two Pirates, Eric Draven & Shelly.
Treats He'd Pass Out:
Nothing. The last thing he wants is to be talking to strangers and their kids all night.
He'd rather go to a haunted house, the Stardrop, and the retire to his room and watch horror movies till he passes out.
Tricks He'd Play:
None really.
But what he would do is pick a movie he knows is way too creepy for you, using it to make you cuddle into him all night. ;)
Shane
Duo Costumes He'd Love:
He would prefer not to, but if you made him dress up for a party (or just the occasion) then Jack & Coke or Chicken & Farmer.
Treats He'd Pass Out:
Candy cigarettes and mini Joja Cola's. Parents don't appreciate the cigs, but he thinks it's funny.
Tricks He'd Play:
None. He honestly can't be bothered to put any effort into a prank.
What Shane prefers to do on Halloween is eat junk foods, drink some sparkling cider, and watch movies.
Contains: Domestic Fluff, Semi-OOC, No Nancy AU, Joseph Is Your Son.
A/N: I'm usually a Hank gal, but I'm lowkey falling in love with Dale (and Bill). So have this.
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༊*·˚ Reluctantly quit after being hospitalized from inhaling pesticides for years. Only agreed to it because you cried and begged him to consider his health. (And you promised to fund his show-turtle hobby)
༊*·˚ Had a hard time the first month or two. He'd never been a homemaker before. Lots of accidents when it came to cleaning and cooking. (Peggy accidently taught him to make mustard gas)
༊*·˚ But after a while, and some lessons from Laoma and Minh, he got the hang of it.
༊*·˚ Now Joseph and Bobby get a ride home from school everyday; there's always breakfast on the table when you and Joseph wake up; and dinner & a cleaned house when you get home from work.
༊*·˚ He's not the best cook by any means, but he's getting better everyday thanks to Minh.
༊*·˚ For dinner, he usually sticks to something simple but delicious. For example: grilled burgers, roast chicken & instant potatoes, meatloaf & frozen veggies, and pork chops with baked potatoes.
༊*·˚ Breakfast is either cereal; or a small mixed plate of eggs, toast, meat, and juice.
༊*·˚ He packs you a lunch too if you need it! Probably something quick like a sandwich, fruit, chips, dessert, and drink. But if you need something more, trust me he'll try his best.
༊*·˚ A surprisingly good cleaner. After taking some tips from Laoma, he had the house looking spotless and smelling fresh everyday afterwards.
༊*·˚ To your word, you make sure to set aside some money for his odd hobbies. It's the least you can do after how heartbroken he was quitting his job, his life's passion.
༊*·˚ So far it hasn't been too expensive. You mostly get him supplies for his turtles. Such as a bigger tank, premium food & substrate, and an extra soft toothbrush to clean their shells.
༊*·˚ Of course there's also the insane amount of cigarettes he needs and occasional alien artifact you have to buy too. But in the end you don't mind that much, considering how clean and well fed the family is now thanks to him.
༊*·˚ Joseph seems to be doing better too. With you and Dale both working, he unfortunately didn't get a lot of parental bonding time. But now that Dale is always home, they get to spend a lot more time together. Even you get to see him more, since you don't have to worry about keeping up with the cooking and cleaning.
༊*·˚ And of course the change has been great for your relationship too. It's been wonderful not having to worry about him dying from his crazy chemicals and pesticides.
༊*·˚ Now you two are able to spend nights cozied up on the couch like a normal(ish) couple. Watching his silly conspiracy programs, snacking on some cookies he made, and snuggling under a fluffy blanket.
༊*·˚ He still loves talking about bugs, and finding (non-chemical) ways to kill them around the house. But you love him all the same.
probably release one at a time, but i'm also considering waiting till they're all done and post one a day so y'all don't have to wait a long time between them 😅
A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)
Everything, duh! But that goes without saying...
So specifically speaking: if you're a hardworking and independent type, he finds that sooo sexy. Power and strength are incredibly attractive to him. Opposites do attract!
If you're a more timid and soft person, he thinks that's cute. It gives him the urge to step up and be your big strong man!
If you're a bit flighty or unstable, well, that's okay! He sticks with the person he loves, he'll always be there to support you no matter what's going on.
Basically, no matter what kind of person you are, he adores you. Fully head over heels.
B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)
F: Your chest and legs. He's for sure a boob-guy, real sucker for them, especially if they're on the bigger side. I could also see him loving a pair of long, toned legs though too.
Definitely the kind of man to literally drool if you're wearing a low cut top, push-up bra, or a pair of booty shorts.
M: Your arms and shoulders. Bonus if you have muscles! He'd for sure love a bear or gym-bro kind of guy. He loves being wrapped in your arms and feeling your broad shoulders under his hands. 🤭
He'd be putty in your hands if you wore a crop top or stringer tank around him.
C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)
Down to cuddle in any position at any time. Though he does have his favorites.
If you're significantly smaller than him, he'd love to have you lay on him like a blanket. The pressure brings him a lot of comfort, and he likes feeling you all small in his big arms. :)
Another top choice would be you in his lap or being his little-spoon.
But if you're sitting in his in lap, don't expect things to stay PG for long. ;)
If you're much bigger than him, he'd prefer to snuggle into your chest and be held like a teddy bear. It makes him feel safe and warm.
D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)
Bill's ideal date would probably be somewhere fun, somewhere he could get to know you in a casual setting.
Maybe an arcade, carnival, or Abracapasta. Not the most romantic or "mature", but you're sure to have a great time, and that's what really matters!
Though that's his ideal date, I think he'd be equally as likely to take you somewhere fancy just to impress you. ESPESCIALLY if it's a first date.
In that case, he'd get a nice suit (for way too much money), spray on a lot of cologne, and take you to a nice upscale steak house or Italian restaurant.
E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)
He's good at expressing how he feels usually, as long as there's no pushback. He's unfortunately learned from his past relationships to be a total doormat who's nervous about standing up for himself.
But after a few months or a year of being together, he'll learn that you aren't like his exes. You don't belittle him or push his boundaries. He has no reason to feel scared telling you how he feels.
F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)
YES! He absolutely wants a family! A big one too!
If don't want kids though, or only one, he'd learn to be okay with that. But in an ideal situation, he'd love at least 3 or 4 kids. Or as many as you'll give him. :)
Bill is the type of man to jump into things of course, so I think as soon as you're married, he's ready to start trying.
He would secretly be such a girl-dad too. The guys expect him to want a son, like them and every other republican man, but he'd LOVE to have some sweet little girls to take care of!
He'd always play dress-up with them too. You can't count the amount of times he's walked into your shared room wearing a pink princess dress, tiara, and poorly done makeup. <3
G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)
He's pretty good a gift giving. He of course has his misses, like everyone, but he almost always gets you something you actually like.
He does have a bad habit of buying things he can't really afford though. He just wants to impress you and spoil you like you deserve. :(
In return, he gets so giddy receiving any type of gift from you. Literally even the smallest, cheapest thing would have him thanking you like a goddess.
H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)
Bill would hold your hand 24/7 if he could. It's one of his favorite forms of affection since it's acceptable to do anywhere. Anytime you talk a walk or sit with him on the couch, plan to have one of your hands glued to his the entire time.
Always does that thing where he rubs the top of your hand with his thumb, just enjoying the feel of your skin against his.
I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)
#1 overreactor. He completely exaggerates how bad the injury or illness is.
It's sweet though, really. It may be a little embarrassing if he starts panicking or yelling for help, but at least you know he really really cares.
J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)
Pranks? I think he would try them but they would always somehow backfire on him haha.
And jokes, yeah of course. He always tries to banter with you, it's 50/50 whether the joke lands or not.
K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)
Passionately. Messily, even.
He was alone for so long he wants to really savor any intimacy with you. He'll usually have one arm wrapped around your waist, and his other hand holding the back of your head.
And he lowkey forgot how to kiss well, so bare with him for a little while.
Bill also always makes sure to give you a kiss every time one of you leaves the house. Sometimes the kisses linger a bit cause he doesn't want to leave you.
L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)
In anyway he can/anyway you want. Though he probably doesn't know the term "love languages", he does happen to try and embody all of them.
But praise is to be expected the most. He loooves bragging about you to anyone who will listen. People literally have to tell him to shut up or he'll never stop talking about how funny, beautiful, and smart you are.
Bill will also shower you in support. He'll laugh extra hard at your jokes if they didn't land, or have thirds of the burnt food you made so you don't think it's bad. If you feel down about clothes not fitting right or outfits not looking as good as you imagined, he'll tell you you look like a model. And if you ever forget something or make a mistake, he'll be sure to remind you that you aren't stupid and everyone has bad days.
M = Memory (favorite memory together?)
The first time you said "I love you" to each other. He cherishes it just as much, if not more than your wedding day or first time meeting.
He replays his favorite memories of you whenever he's missing you.
(Which is anytime you aren't in the same room as him. <3)
N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)
You leaving him. Bill was a mess for years after Lenore left, and she treated him horribly. He could not handle it if you left him too.
O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)
He smells your clothes when you aren't around and he's missing you.
He probably watches you sleep too.
P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)
Bill always refers to you with cheesy, embarrassingly cute nicknames.
Think things like "snookums, baby cakes, love bug, sweet cheeks, pookie bear, kitty cat, etc..."
He loves it when you call him "handsome" or "big guy"
Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)
He loves watching soap operas and reality tv with you.
With lots of snacks and takeout to eat while bingeing the show.
I think he'd also like it if you occasionally drank in the alley with him and his friends.
The guys honestly wouldn't enjoy it much, but he really wants you and his best friends to get to know each other, so you all deal with it. 😅
R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)
The Gambler - Kenny Rogers
I don't really have a good reason for this other than I can vividly imagine him loudly singing this song while driving down a highway.
S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)
Very open, some would say too open.
TMI does not exist with him, and he doesn't really think before he speaks.
So you'll be subjected to just about every random thought that comes to him.
T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)
He thought you were together the moment you locked eyes.
So when it comes to being official? That's more up to you. Most likely a few weeks or less.
U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)
Bill is very attentive and caring. He'd do whatever it takes to solve your problems or bring a smile back to your face.
He'll buy you snacks, stuffed animals, or tickets to a local event.
Maybe he'll take you out shopping if those don't work.
If you're really down in the dumps, he'll give Bobby a few dollars to preform his newest comedy routine for you.
That usually does the trick if nothing else.
V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)
Of COURSE he shows you off.
And he takes extra pride in showing you off to everyone who thought he'd be alone forever. Seeing their jaws drop at how good you look gives him a sense of accomplishment almost. Like "Yeah, my partner is that hot."
W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)
Would never want you to fight, he'd always try to step between you and the other person before it gets psychical.
He would fight for you though, esp if it's standing up to some creepy guy hitting on you.
He'd probably lose, but as long as you're safe, he doesn't really care about that.
X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)
He's learned to read you pretty well. He can almost always accurately tell if your mood has subtly shifted.
It's really helpful when your in a group gathering and something made you upset. He's able to pick up on it and make an excuse for you two to leave.
Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)
I think it'd be a surprise and combined with an engagement party.
He'd send the ladies of the neighborhood out to get your nails and hair done with them as a distraction.
While that's going on he'd ask the guys for help setting up a nice bbq in his backyard, complete with flowers, a banner, and white tablecloths.
When you get back with the girls, they'd lead you through the front door and secretly get their cameras ready while you head to the backyard.
You thought it was weird they insisted on getting a cute new outfit and sandals just for a neighborhood picnic, but you were shocked when you saw Bill on his knee at the sliding door.
The guys behind him and the women behind you bit their nails as they listened to Bill's speech, just praying you'd say yes and not break his heart.
Of course you said yes, but not without choking back tears from his heartfelt confession.
The rest of the evening went on smoothly. Your and Bill's friends couldn't have been happier for the two of you, but especially him. They almost couldn't believe Bill had finally found a safe, stable, committed relationship.
Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)
Nothing calms him down more than cuddling in bed on a nice rainy night with you, usually some tv quietly playing in the background.
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GN/GN, Ch x OC, OC x Reader.
Health Issues/Disorders I Don't Have, Specified Race! Reader.
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Reader Who Is: Tall, Short, Fat, Chubby, Curvy, Buff. Trans/NB.
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Fluff, angst, platonic, familial, hurt/comfort.
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Oi, are you available for a request idea? I have an idea that can't be fulfilled by many people, or barely anybody at all. Mostly because it is a character crossover idea I want to read. So, if you are interested in hearing more, pls answer back as soon as possible. Thank you~
ok i hope this isnt too greedy but... chubby requester here again! trick or treat!!! could i get sfw headcanons of ramona flowers, rosalina, and abigail again? if not, no big deal !!! :]
of course love 😌
Abigail: "They asked for no pickles! 😾" kind of gf. Always willing to fight with or for you hehe.
Ramona: Gamer girl vibes. Imagine having matching Switches with her and cuddling in bed while you play Animal Crossing together!
Rosalina: Midnight slow dances in the kitchen are her love language. Always with a vinyl playing quietly in the background.
A/N: In this fic, we're imagining she can come out of the game (like Rumble) to be with you and that there's other characters in it. :)
A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)
Everything!
Literally... She was programmed to love everything about you. Hehe.
B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)
Your eyes and voice.
She loves looking deep into your eyes, and she loves the way you look at her.
She also adores listening to you talk, even if it's about something she doesn't understand or personally enjoy. As long as your happy, she'll listen to whatever you have to say.
C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)
Cuddling into your chest! Whether your laying on your back or side, that doesn't matter.
Holds you like a koala on a tree.
Usually wraps her legs around yours too so you can't get away from her. <3
D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)
She'd love to bring you into her game so you can visit her favorite virtual date-spots.
Also so you can meet her friends and family!
In general she'd just love to spend the day showing you around the game, that's her ideal date.
But if you aren't comfortable with that, she'll be understanding but disappointed.
So option B would be going somewhere like an arcade, she'd find it entertaining to help you win the game by going inside them.
E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)
She would definitely come off pretty strong, no matter what the emotion is. She just feels things very intensely.
If she's happy, she'll be jumping up and down, hugging you, squealing in joy, the works.
If she's mad, you can practically she flames coming from her head. She'd be yelling, stomping, flailing her hands/arms around, etc...
And if she's sad, she's very dramatic about it. Probably lays on the ground and groans until you ask her what's going on.
Overall she'd be kinda immature, but you knew what you were signing up for. 😭
F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)
I could see this going either way.
Thought 1: No, because she wants to hoard your attention, and kids obv take up ALL of both their parents attention. She could possibly get jealous of the baby being the new center of your world.
Thought 2: Yes! She'd love to have little mini-yous running around. She'd see the kids as a physical manifestation of your love for each other!
G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)
She loves receiving gifts, doesn't usually give them as much though hehe.
Her favorite gifts are clothes, shoes, hair accessories, plushies, etc...
H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)
If she isn't cuddling you, she is holding your hand.
And having your fingers laced together is a must!
Usually only holds hands in public since it's not appropriate to make-out or cuddle. 💀
I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)
Immediately assumes someone else hurt you and gets angry.
Sorry but she's def a "Who did this to you? 👿" kind of person. 😭
Won't hesitate to clean and patch you up.
Gets even more clingy afterward, insists you don't leave her sight for a while.
J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)
She doesn't joke tbh, she just laughs at yours.
You could probably teach her what pranks are, but you also probably shouldn't lol.
I could see her being incredibly mischievous if she learned how to prank people.
K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)
She has a couple favorites.
Peppering your face in kisses and leaving you covered in lip-gloss, deep passionate make out seshes, and (receiving) forehead kisses.
L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)
She shows her love by being incredibly clingy and possessive of you!
Her main love languages (with giving) are definitely touch and quality time.
With receiving love though, she expects all 5 love languages.
M = Memory (favorite memory together?)
Her first time leaving the game to be with you in real life!
She always thinks about the first time you two touched/hugged/kissed etc...
She holds that day very near and dear to her heart.
N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)
You abandoning her like her previous partners.
You've stayed longer than anyone, and she simply couldn't handle you moving on and leaving her for a "real woman".
O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)
I think her whole existence is an oddity. 🌚
Like... she's a semi-sentient video game character who can possess and travel through electronics.
P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)
Honey, darling, dear, my love, my beloved.
Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)
She just loves being in your presence and listening to you talk.
No matter what you're doing, as long as you're happy and it's just the two of you, she's happy.
Though she does really enjoy bringing you into the game with her too.
R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)
The Red Means I Love You by Madds Buckley
Soft Spot by Piri & Tommy Villiers
S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)
She never keeps secrets from you, assuming she even has any.
She's a completely open book and fully trusts you, so she wants you to know every little thing about her and her past.
T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)
You were together as soon as you opened the game!
At least in her mind hehe.
U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)
If it was another person who upset you, she'd prob offer to kill them. 😭
If you aren't down for that, she'd at the very least go into their phone or laptop and torment them Ben Drowned style.
Overall she's very protective over you, and would do anything to keep you happy and safe.
V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)
Oh my god of course she'd show you off!
Every time she goes back into her game, she brags to her friends about how great you are and how much she loves you.
W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)
She'd absolutely want to fight for you instead.
She would never let anyone lay a finger on you with her around.
X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)
Pretty well, just like the average person.
Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)
I could see her just randomly springing the question on you, no rings and no plan.
She just wants to get married asap, so she'll probably just ask out of nowhere very soon into the relationship. And then when you say yes, she's gonna drag you right to the courthouse and get the papers signed hehe.
Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)
You.
Listening to you talk, cuddling, playing games, eating together.
Part 1/3: Demetrius x MILF! Reader, Robin & Reader.
Contains: F/M, Poly Relationships, Family Fluff, HC's, Pregnancy, Clingy! Shy! Teen Girl From Previous Relationship, Dad Isn't In The Picture, Curious! Toddler Boys w/ Your Current Mans.
A/N: TYSM for this request! It turned out way longer than i thought it would. So I'll be posting all three separately so you don't have to wait for them to all be done before i publish. 😭
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・❥・Family Life!
What a blended family you have! 🙀 So many kids from so many different pairings, it was hard for your oldest child to get used to at first. She's usually very clingy, definitely a "mama's girl", so she was uneasy at the idea of you having so many other people to take your attention away from her.
Plus, now she had to meet and join a whole new family. She was worried they wouldn't like each other.
But eventually it all worked out when they finally started talking!
Maru was the easiest to meet, she's very friendly, not much older than her, and loves meeting new people.
Robin was also so kind, she's truly so motherly, never wanting anyone to feel left out.
Demetrius took some getting used to, he's never exactly sure how to parent a child who isn't technically his, he fears overstepping or coming off like he's trying to force himself into their life. Which in turn makes him seem like he doesn't care, but he does! He's just not sure how to deal with these types of dynamics yet.
But they became close in time, he was just the father figure your daughter needed! He was always conscious about his mistakes with raising Sebastian, and he made sure to try and not repeat it with her.
Sebastian was the toughest nut to crack. He'd never been a people-person, and he couldn't help but feel a little more isolated when more people joined the family, putting even less attention onto him.
But when he realized your daughter was an introvert like him, and also didn't have her father around, he felt guilty for excluding her, obviously knowing how bad that feels. So, he eventually opened up and started to hang out with her and Maru every once in a while.
Sometimes your daughter would actually join Maru & Demetrius in the lab, learn woodworking from Robin, or play boardgames with Sebastian, Sam, and Abigail!
You and Robin also developed a close relationship! It was awkward for you at first, since y'know, you're dating her husband and now sharing a bed with them. But she never let you feel uncomfortable around her!
Any worries that jealousy or resentment could be brewing between you two were soon gone when you realized she truly loved your company. Maybe she even had a crush on you herself. 🤭
You, Robin, Maru and your daughter actually started having "girl's nights" every Sunday 28th. Which usually entailed going to dinner at the saloon, then the movies, and then having dessert & playing a board game before bed.
And in turn, that forced Seb and Demetrius to have a father-son day! Usually they'd go to Ginger Island and meet up with Sam and Kent, then hit up the saloon for dinner before going home to meet you guys for the board game.
Overall the moving-in stage of the relationship was awkward at first, but now everyone is closer than ever.
...
Especially since you soon got pregnant with twins!!!
Seb and your daughter were first scared at the thought of more siblings, knowing it would change the dynamic even more.
(But as soon as your boys were born, they loved them right away hehe.)
Everyone was soo ecstatic when you got pregnant.
It'd been a long time since anyone in the valley had had any babies, so nobody could wait to meet them!
Robin and Demetrius were so sweet and helpful.
Demetrius made sure you had a well balanced diet and kept up with some light exercise.
He would also regularly lift things for you, not wanting you to hurt your back.
Just lots of acts of service!
Like: cooking more often, carrying groceries, making sure you're taking your vitamins or medications, leg & foot massages, helping you shower or dress as the pregnancy progressed, etc... etc...
He always made sure to go to EVERY doctor appointment you made, even if it wasn't for anything baby related lol.
He listened to all of Harvey's recommendations, and made sure you listened too haha. He wouldn't let you farm, mine, drink energy tonics, or eat fish or deli meat.
And if you had any pets before you moved in, he'll be in charge of cleaning up after them now.
He's a bit overbearing and smart, but you knew what you were signing up for. 🤭
Robin is of course by your side too! Esp later in you're pregnancy, always checking in with you and seeing how your feeling.
Caroline and Jodi couldn't wait to be aunts again as well!
Overall, your pregnancy was great! You had so much love and support from your family and everyone in the valley!
...
Once your twin boys were born, things definitely changed, but not in a bad way!
On one hand you were very tired, even with the help of others, the boys were never easy to handle. (That was especially true as they became able to walk.)
But on the other, you loved being a mom again, and you enjoyed being able to spend some extra time with Demetrius.
He never neglected Robin or the other kids though, instead, he took some time off of work and focused on being more family-oriented.
He's such a good dad too. He'd forgotten how much fun it is to play with and talk to babies.
I think he'd be a good (temporary) house-husband too! Since Robin had to look after your farm for you, and the older kids all had jobs, it was up to him to keep up with most of the house.
But as long as you were clear and specific about what needed to be done, he was happy to help!
Everyone was also a bit more clingy with you post-partum, they just couldn't help but wanna be around the new cute babies!!
But you didn't mind, it was nice to have a lot of people available to hold the babies or help you with tasks when you were tired.
It was also sooo adorable seeing your daughter get to know her new brothers!
And things only became more fun as the boys became toddlers, they for sure inherited their dads curious, knowledge-hungry nature. 🤭 Always on the move and trying to escape your arms to go explore.
They love spending time outside with you and Demetrius!
Even though they're only just now speaking sentences, Demetrius LOVES teaching them about the local flora and fauna as if they understand what he's saying. 😭
It's actually so sweet though, you'll be walking your mischievous little ones on a backpack leash through the trail behind your farm, and Demetrius will see some forage or an artifact spot or smth, and he'll immediately stop and pick it up, holding it up to the boys' faces and start telling them all about it.
Meanwhile they're just trying to grab it so they can either throw it or try to it eat. 😭
But you can't help but watch with hearts in your eyes, seeing 3 of the most important boys in your life have so much fun together. <3
I was hoping you could do the Sdv dilfs individually (like maybe their wives agree to have a poly relationship with the farmer).
Maybe the farmer has kids but has to keep the on backpack leashes on the Littles (2 or em) because they're curious children and want to adventure, maybe farmer also has a teenager whose in their clingy faze and wants to be near their mom all the time and is very judgmental of all the men and women that try to float with their mother.
I hope this isn't to much of an ask for you :))
Have a wonderful day/night/afternoon
not too much at all! i love this idea sm! working on it rn, should be up later today!
Request from my main blog asking for Abigail SDV, Princess Rosalina, and Ramona Flowers with a chubby S/O! :) - and i'm fat btw! so don't take anything the wrong way hehe -
-> F/F, Short HC's, Suggestive, But Mostly Just Fluff, Mentions of Insecurities <-
・❥・Abigail
OBSESSED with you!
and your legs. 🤭
She loves laying her head on your lower stomach and wrapping your legs over her shoulders.
Will be checking you out all day if you wear leggings or shorts around her.
If snacking is a bad habit for you, like it is for me, she IS going to accidently encourage it. 😭
She def likes to eat a lot of junk food when playing games or watching tv! So she always has your fav treats stocked up so you can join her.
Total cuddle-bug, she can't keep her hands off of you!
You're just so warm and soft she never wants to let go. 😋
She loves to absolutely cover you in kisses, which also covers you in her lip gloss.
Will NOT ever let you talk bad about yourself! If you do, she lovingly tells you to knock it off and then showers you in kisses and compliments till you're laughing and happy again.
Her ideal date night: slaying monsters in the mines, and then going home to relax with a movie and some stardrop sorbet.
・❥・Princess Rosalina
Loves seeing you in princess-style formal dresses.
She adores the way they compliment your full figure and hug your chest.
She's sooo cuddly and affectionate, after being alone so long, she loves having someone to curl up with in bed.
Speaking of being in bed, she would love reading to you to help you sleep!
She'd hate to ever see you feeling insecure, but she'd understand.
She's felt insecure about her height in the past, I mean, 7+ feet tall is taller than most men, let alone women. She would know what it feels like to feel "too big" compared to others.
But she hopes that she can help you work through your insecurities and realize how stunning you really are.
Since she's a princess, she'd definitely get you custom tailored clothes, so they'd fit just right and make you feel more comfortable and confident. :)
Her main love languages are quality time and acts of service.
She loves cooking for, and with you.
The lumas call you their other mama! <3
・❥・Ramona Flowers
Your #1 fan and knight in shining armor!
If ANYONE was ever rude to you, she would actually fight them.(and win)
Can be very affectionate, esp in private.
She feels very secure and safe with you, and that translates to always having an arm around you or a hand holding yours.
Uses your boobs as pillows.
If you ever felt insecure, she'd try to help by giving makeovers!
Like dying your hair a color that compliments hers, going thrifting for new clothes, cutting up your current clothes (ex: making a new neckline for shirts, ripping jeans), etc...
Makes you tea to comfort you if you're upset.
Or coffee or hot coco if you don't like tea.
Kisses wherever you feel insecure about. 😋
She looks at you like you're the most beautiful thing that's ever graced the earth. <3 (because you are!!)
Loves how you look in short skirts.
When you go to parties with her, she always stays right with you so everyone knows you're hers. 🤭
Her main love languages are words of affirmation, quality time, and touch.
A/N: to anyone to loves Rosalina pleasee check out this fic <- it's soo cute and fluffy 😍
A/N: Some talks about death and implied PTSD in this one.
A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)
Genuinely, everything.
Your personality, your laugh, your giving and caring nature, everything.
He's so whipped for you, your #1 fan! <3
B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)
Your lips! No matter the size or shape of them. He just loves kissing you so much.
He def stares at your lips when you're talking sometimes, but gets all shy about it if you tease him for it.
C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)
If you're lying down, then facing each other and hugging tightly. So tight it's like you're both worried the other is gonna run away.
Or: him lying on the couch with you between his legs and your head on his chest.
If sitting, then he's immediately bringing you into his lap and holding you like a teddy bear. <3
D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)
(takes place in winter)
He would love so much to take you out to a fancy restaurant in Zuzu city. He loves doting on you and treating you to the nice things you deserve!
His ideal itinerary would something like...
Visiting an Art & History museum ➡️ dinner and wine tasting ➡️ walking around downtown & looking at Christmas lights ➡️ and finally, getting some coco to drink on the bus ride back home.
E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)
Openly and honestly.
I know for a fact he's so good with communication in a relationship.
F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)
Yes! He's always dreamed of being a husband and father. I think he'd want two kids close together in age so they can be friends.
He's such a girl dad too, omg.
Ofc he'd love his child no matter what they were, but I love imagining him as a girl dad.
Always spoiling her, speaking to her so kindly, always calling her princess and sweetheart instead of her name 🥹
UGH MY HEART and my daddy issues ARE SCREAMING RN!!!
G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)
Loves gift giving!
He loves buying you small plants or trinkets he knows you'd like. Once in a while i think he'd also pay Gus and Emily to make and deliver your favorite dinner to you as a surprise.
H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)
ALL THE TIME. ANYTIME.
And he'd always do that thing where he strokes your hand with his thumb absentmindedly !!
I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)
Assuming it's a more serious injury-
Inside he'd be so panicked. Usually he wouldn't be. But because it's you, the person he cares about most in the world, of course he can't help but freak out.
On the outside he'd be mostly calm. Though he would be sweating, trembling, and his voice would crack a lot.
As hard as he tries to hide it, you can tell he's having a panic attack though.
So, when your healed and home, you do anything you can to say sorry and promise to be more careful. <3
J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)
He'd be so funny actually, but in a really dorky/nerdy way. yk?
Doesn't do pranks though.
K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)
Kisses on the lips is #1 ofc. But also...
Forehead kisses when he hugs you!!
Or when he hugs you from behind, he'll lean over your shoulder and pepper your cheek in kisses.
L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)
All 5 love languages!! He’s a true romantic. His top ones would be acts of service, touch, and words of affirmation though.
Making you breakfast & dinner everyday, massages after a particularly long work day, constant compliments and little love confessions, cuddling when you go to sleep and wake up, etc...
He's a certified lover boy (& gentleman!)
M = Memory (favorite memory together?)
Every 'first/milestone' in your relationship would be his fav, he simply couldn't choose one.
Like Your First: kiss, date, flower dance, "i love you", Valentine's, Xmas, etc...
Plus your engagement and marriage ceremony.
Side note, he would cry every time he thinks about the days you guys got engaged and married.
N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)
Being the reason you died.
(yikes! dark, i know)
But remember when he said, "imagine having a patient's life completely in your hands, and failing to keep them alive..."
Since he's also technically your doctor, i think that fear would consume him anytime you got hurt in the mines or something.
He would have actual nightmares about it a lot. It would also probably take a really long time to work through that fear and try to leave it behind.
O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)
I wouldn’t call it odd, but his great love for and knowledge of planes and flying is a bit niche.
Imagine how cute it would be to listen to him ramble about planes to you though <3
Maybe you two would be sitting on the couch, watching a documentary on the history of flight, and when it gets to his favorite part, he accidentally starts to get too excited about you learning about it.
So he leans over and starts ranting a bit, talking with hands and smiling the whole time as he goes on about different stories & fun facts related to whatever is on the screen.
This is so cute to think of oml.
P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)
Dear, love, my love, honey, hun, sweetheart, angel.
Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)
I think his favorite way to spend time is just doing simple, domestic things. Things you both would've been bored with and done all alone before. There's just something so beautiful about being able to enjoy your time with someone doing mundane tasks.
Like: running errands together, household chores, doing separate hobbies in the same room, cooking, farm work, yk.
R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)
Hot Freaks - Puppy Princess
I don't think he'd listen to it, but it just reminds me of him.
S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)
Totally open with you. Assuming you've been in a relationship for a while, he'd feel completely safe and comfortable with telling you anything at all. He doesn't see any reason to keep anything from you.
T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)
Honestly not too long. Maybe a year at most.
Usually for a shy man like him i'd say a long time, but he gives hopeless romantic vibes, which makes me think it really wouldn't take too long to get him to feel ready to date you.
The only reason it takes more than a couple months is just because he's in a small town now, so if you ended up breaking up it'd be painful and awkward seeing you every day.
Not to mention he's your doctor...
But yeah, i think as soon as he really gets to know you, it won't take long for him to ease his nerves and just go for it.
U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)
Sooo present and caring. He's learned exactly how you like being comforted.
V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)
He's so proud of you. He loves to talk about you to anyone who will listen.
(Which is all of his patients cause they're forced to listen lol)
Also loves showing off his airplane and flight knowledge to you.
Super cute.
W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)
He hates it when you go to the mines tbh, it makes him very sick and anxious, but he knows you need to do it for materials and money.
X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)
Too well...
Like, he knows you better than you know yourself sometimes.
It's really nice though. He always knows how to comfort you, and can always tell if you're in the mood to talk about your problems or not.
Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)
During a romantic dinner on Valentine's Day!
He'd prepare your favorite dinner and dessert, paired with his finest wine. (Or a sparkling juice or cider if you don't drink!)
He'd start the dinner normally, talking about each of your day's and exchanging some loving sentiments.
But you could tell he was all fidgety and nervous, so you asked what was going on.
That's when he cleared his throat, laughed nervously, and started his little monologue.
He'd go on about how much he loves you, how you changed his life, etc...
And when he manages to stop his (adorable) rambling, he stands up and walks to your chair. Reaching into his coat pocket and getting down on one knee while you both start tearing up.
When you say yes, he'd pick you up and cover you in kisses, giving you one long passionate kiss at the end.
He would NOT let go of you until he went to work the next day. <3
Has a constant smile on his face for the next week or two... or three :)!
Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)
Reading a magazine with his morning coffee, listening to the radio or some jazz while it's raining, cooking, doing chores around the house, watching planes fly by at The Summit, sitting by the river in Cindersap and watching the fish swim by, grocery shopping, morning showers, your general presence.