i speak for the teehees

i rarely tag anything (why are there so many bots on here) (PFP art done by @Juusan on Bluesky!)

[questionablefollowings]

[taps mic]

either the bots are descending upon me or i'm being antisocial

tumblr messagers beware, shouldst thou not enter mine dms with an immediate shitpost, begone from mine sight

the only technology i shall talk to are robotics, not ai

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[spicymotte]

reminder for myself when I feel bad about making the same OC over and over again

[savedgame]

ok

[sittinglightly]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[muppetyaoi]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[beardedmrbean]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[anticurses]

literally what is up with this

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[oneheadtoanother]

[slitherpunk]