saraxsmiles

I reblog what I like and that's a lot of random things so if you're into that stay for a while (header from editzfandom)

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now that there’s a generic EpiPen i can’t have an excuse for dying. living is now discounted and i can’t resist a good deal

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[just-some-moodboards]

bisexual hufflepuff with travel for anon🚖💕

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it me

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Hufflepuff + Music for anon :)

-please dont repost- -i dont own the pictures used-

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one day

one day I will have a house with a garden, personal library, and beautiful family inside. can’t wait.

[thesassiestcolor]

Some of y’all think Cleveland is boring but show me another city that has

THE WHALE WALL

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the fuCKING WHALE WALL

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perfectly describes me

[a-fluter]

Slytherins are known for being dramatic, flamboyant and fabulous.

Flute players are known for being dramatic, flamboyant and fabulous.

Flute players are Slytherins

Explains the pettiness about playing first

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OK HERE WE GO

IF I SAY I FIND SOMEONE ATTRACTIVE THAT IS OLDER THAN ME OR IT IS UNREALISTIC THAT WE COULD EVER DATE, DONT BELITTLE ME BY SAYING 'Oh come on she's too old that could never work' ' Come on she's _____' LIKE YES I KNOW THEYRE NOT A REALISTIC CHOICE BUT THEYRE ALSO HOT. LET ME LIKE THEIR FACE.

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I'm under so much pressure at school my reaction to my mom getting a call was that I did something wrong

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I WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING

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I love learning! And being an intellectual! And proving my intelligence with things I've learned! It's great! Smart is good! Knowledge is cool!

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My aesthetic

Wearing dark pants with intimidating shoes and a Disney tee shirt. Contrast my friends, contrast.

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OK science side of Tumblr : does your brain remember certain places that gave you a lot of anxiety, and then when you go there you have anxiety because that's what your brain remembers?

Things overheard in the music building:

“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?”  “Because fuck you that’s why.”  “I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.”  “Dude you should eat your lunch.”  “I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.” “I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.”  “Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.”  “I’m thinking about dropping music history.”  “But why, don’t you need that class?” “Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.” “So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.” “SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.” “I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.”  “If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”  

[teukiewookie]

“Theres no way a tuba can fit in that tiny ass locker.” “Not with that attitude.”

~somebody accidentally slams the piano keys with the backpack~ “Same.”

“It’s just simple stomps and claps.” “I’m a SINGER. If I could stomp and clap don’t you think I’d be SOMETHING ELSE?!”

“It’s a simple repetition.” “You’re a simple repetition.” “Shut the fuck up.”

[revanchistsuperstar]

Me (drunk in a practice room at 3am because I wanted to see how it felt to play trombone when I can’t feel my face. Also, I’m slamming the piano keys with my forearms): FUCK YOU I’M HENRY COWELL

[lizawithazed]

“I think the actors have been shortcutting through here again; I smell booze”

“what the fuck even is 5/4?″ “Mission: The Impossible Theme”

“radio feedback is absolutely a valid instrument” “spoken like a composition major”

[thegreatweissshark]

“Help my fist is stuck in the tuba!”

And my personal favourite:

-Awful noise-

“What was that!?” “My hopes and dreams of making it in the industry.”

[thecosmosknowsitself]

@caithes-blossom relatable

[alchemyalice]

*in full operatic soprano, vibrato turned up to maximum* 

“APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, JEANS!

 BOOTS WITH THE FUR, WITH THE FUUUUURR!!!!!”

[palebloodcunt]

@spiderqueen98

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Shout out to all the kids who matured quickly/early, wheather it be physically or mentally, and feel as though they've missed out on something.

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i was about to say “ we must eat tacos” but instead said “we must eat high school” so whos got a really big fork