[kyleehenke]

I dm’d this girl and her boyfriend sent me this back

[imonlyhereforthegiggles-deactiv]

😂😭😭😭

[arisentyou]

In crying 😭

[grimconversations]

Did you know there’s an outtake from the 2000 Grinch movie where Jim Carrey leans in real close to Jeffrey Tambor’s face and then rips off Tambor’s prosthetic nose with his teeth

[grimconversations]

[qwopflop]

God I want him to do this to my clit

[pietriarchy]

[tentadog-deactivated20220704]

[garfsofdarkness]

FOR FUCK’S SAKE

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

[pochowek]

american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

im from quebec osti de tabarnak

[pochowek]

Chuj ci w brzuch.

Spusczamy mu wpierdol chłopcy

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

[pochowek]

Aaa……… jak suce ten tego to…. hehe..

My poruchamy chętnie….

[weeniebagel]

now just WHAT in TARNATION are yall yammerin on about?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[onlytwitterpics]

[thinkpiecebot]

We’re Approaching Bubonic Plague All Wrong & How To Use Soap To Fix It

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

yo this bot just wrote a headline from 1342

[meowmagica-moved-deactivated201]

hiding a man hating plant lesbian in your bushes is 100% undeniable proof of being harley quinn

[lesbiantiope]

HE JUST REACHES IN AND PULLS OUT A GROWN-ASS WOMAN LMAO

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

i went to an art gallery for the first time yesterday and there was a long ass monkey on the floor and now i feel cursed

[aujo-deactivated20200213]

imagine walking into an art gallery for the first time in your life and seeing this

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via elizwsmith)

[memewhore]

[virgoassbitch]

I’ve been waiting to see this meme again

[f0reignluxe-deactivated20221120]

😂😂

[moodyspacebabe-deactivated20180]

CAN WE NOT

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[thebestoftumbling]

[krabby-kronicle]

[deqm-deactivated20180502]

Out of all the captions that could’ve been put with that picture I’m so glad it’s that one

[leahlynn]

[kittycatdaily]

[youthxcrew69]

THIS IS A CAT PLAYING IN FALL LEAVES THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[lomasdope]

a relationship with a good flirt to roast ratio