[ithelpstodream]

[luseroftheyear]

adhd brain: school bad

also adhd brain, craving structure: summer…boring

[adhighdefinition]

adhd brain: work bad also adhd brain, craving structure: days off…boring

[different-landscapes]

[qoa]

amazing

[iwatch-thebees]

me forcing my followers to look at my newest obsession

[90stvqueen]

my body: blease…. i beg ofyou,,,,, give me vegetal

me, shoveling handfuls of macaroni and cheese into my mouth:

[elliefriedrice]

DEFINITELY DEAD. Look at this poor, definitely dead noodle!

[sharktunnel]

me

[swellsharks]

the lil tongue flopping out

[zooophagous]

“IM DEAD FUCK OFF”

[lily-the-leopard]

@larkalau

[hapiaquarian]

“I can’t go to school today, I’m sick”

[remade-to-threeeooo-deactivated]

i really wanna draw a cow. idk why but i REALLY want to

[remade-to-threeeooo-deactivated]

:]

[remade-to-threeeooo-deactivated]

theyre girlfriends

[remade-to-threeeooo-deactivated]

thank you all for the support this is the most notes my art has ever gotten! i know it’s just silly drawings of cows but it means a lot :D you’ve all made this stupid 15 yr old lesbians day

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

This is the only good post on this website. I’m really high and I’ve been fixing the spelling on this comment for 5 minutes

[prettykikimora-deactivated20250]

“Death to america” but it’s said with the inflection of a friendly cashier at a store telling you to have a good day.

[sirenymph-deactivated20180131]

Guys it doesn’t matter how big your dick is It’s what’s underneath that counts That prostate Because we are pegging mad assholes out here and you gotta keep tf up

[accarahara-deactivated20191231]

We are still pegging assholes out here y’all

Don’t let this die

[scepterno]

This the Mood, Fellas

[unpretty]

there’s something really satisfying about the fact that sir arthur conan doyle was the most gullible motherfucker on the planet

[unpretty]

sir arthur conan doyle: here is my oc, he is a super genius who solves all the mysteries using the power of deductive reasoning

also sir arthur conan doyle: i have deduced that these fairies are real as shit

[unpretty]

sir arthur conan doyle: there’s only one way to determine if these fairies are real… i will give you girls these cameras, that i bought myself, and then i will develop the photos, so i know they haven’t been tampered with

some girls who took selfies in the woods with paper cutouts on hatpins: that seems reasonable

[unpretty]

harry houdini, after showing his good friend how he got tricked by a con artist: so as you can see, anyone can make it seem as if they can talk to ghosts

sir arthur conan doyle: harry… i can’t believe you never told me you can talk to ghosts, for real, using actual magic

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Doyle and Houdini’s relationship is the funniest thing in the entire history of the skepticism movement

Doyle was SO CONVINCED that Houdini had legit magic powers and could turn into smoke or some shit to escape things and Houdini was like “no seriously it’s a trick let me show you how it works” and Doyle was all “it hurts me that you won’t trust me with this secret”

If memory serves he eventually decided that Houdini was subconsciously magic and in denial

[transguydustin-old]

listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood  

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[vibinwitch]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[starholic-deactivated20231025]

idk this self-portrait Michael Sweerts did is a pretty high contender

[charminglyantiquated]

that is a good and valid point. thank you

[80shorrormovie]

the 70s was an incredibly horny decade, largely due to the music of its day. if you’ve ever heard queen abba or electric light orchestra you’ll understand why the youth were balls to the wall and wore hideous clothing not only without shame but with hubris. in this essay i will

[dragongirlpaws]

wheres tbe rest of the essay op and how do we apply these lessons to the modern day

[ulibeanzz]

every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always kinda looks to the side and then does what i imagine to be a person doing a bad impression of a cat and it makes me so nervous cuz  i do way too much weird shit around my cat for him to actually be a dude pretending to be a cat

[socialnetworkhell]

The type of anxiety this post invokes is so rare and specific

[yourboyfriiend]

peter pettigrew traumatized us