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THE PRINCESS BRIDE dir. Rob Reiner, 1987
god. shinzo abe got his shit wrecked by a goddamn doohickey but the lethal gunshot wound capital of the world cant aim for shit. what the fuck is the second amendment even for
i been following meg since her debut in the rap scene and i’ve literally watched in real time men in the rap get angrier and more resentful towards her bc she wouldn’t sleep with xyz rapper like her whole thing of hot girl summer sparked so much misogynistic controversy there is genuinely no way to seperate loud hatred of her from misogyny atp like it is that deep to me if u hate that girl u r a misogynist bc she deadass dont be doing nothing like shes rlly the one celeb where she deadddd don’t do shit to nobody
I don't trust anyone. I'm a bad ass lone wolf *eats food someone else grew* *crosses bridge someone else designed and trusts it not to fall* *crosses street in front of 70000lb vehicle cuz there's white lines on the ground telling it to yield*
Foo Fighters, Stone Ocean ❣
i think the whole Having A Job thing would be less bad if people in management positions were capable of planning and abstract thought
It does amuse me endlessly that on these cold days, our domesticated pets will see us start up a furnace or wood stove and gather around it. Humans have made fire, must plop self right next to the warmth. Yes, yesssss, that's how we got you in the first place. Gather round my fire, wolf.
The return of Shameless Fled Cruz
To all the people in the tags joking about Rafael Edward Cruz being the most accurate severe weather alert system in Texas, the news has you covered!
“To enter the Forbidden Pool bears the penalty of death. They wait for my command. Shall they shoot?"
try the cold bathroom water darling its simply delightful
if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.
i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf
you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!