Sam

19•NC ig- loljustsam

[anxietyproblem]

[hustleinatrap]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[officialbucko-deactivated201506]

Way to ruin the surprise, Spanish exclamation points

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

[catchymemes]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[sourcescreenshots]

[wan-shailu]

Anyone complaining that the shorts guy should be in this image is neglecting that the glock has had 1 shot fired

[gearholder]

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

They had to do it to him

[goawfma]

lil matt damon SNAPPED

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

[te-amo-corazon]

the finger points 😭😭

[theseriouscynic]

Him and this gif have the same energy

[onlyblackgirlintheclass2]

He dragged him for not listening lmao

[starprincesspisces]

[astrcloghy]

REQUESTED AESTHETIC

cancer sun, cancer moon, sagittarius rising.

requested by @starlighton

[daily-showerthoughts]

When a couple syas they are trying for children they’re really just telling you they are having excessive amounts of sex

[funnyjoke]

[dirtybootynuts]

[yoozuhbish]

When he says he’s 5 minutes down the road

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

I wish I could go back 6 years when none of this would have made sense to me

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[notsolstice]

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

[positronicpussy]

WHAT

[odin-n-out]