Statement begins.

Padfoot  ||  26  ||  games & dogs & queer stuff & photography & my odd collection of fandoms  || LARPer & artist  

[ex0skeletal-undead]

The Watcher by Kurt Huggins

[nochildleftbehind]

[bunjywunjy]

the last supper

[lunaisooon]

audio, vigilo, opperior

[miserable-loque-humaine]

‘Well, maybe you’re right, and maybe I’m wrong and maybe it’s both

Well, maybe you’re in love and maybe you hate planes and maybe it’s both

And maybe you’re cold and maybe I’m cool and maybe I’m not’

May Be a Little Lie - Moriarty

[theyellowmistress]

all in favor of this guy getting a break, say “eye”

[ghostbri]

“don’t listen to the blood”

my piece for the magnus collection volume 1 !!

[taxinealkaloids]

dogs in the kitchen means you are 100% of the time guaranteed an incredibly appreciative audience while cooking HOWEVER they may try to make off with the raw ingredients. so, trade-offs.

[taxinealkaloids]

jonah time :)

[zetrystan]

Technically true.

[zetrystan]

He got the job.

[zetrystan]

He takes his job seriously.

[lxdymaria]

dishonored 2: arkane studios  [ 6 / ∞ ]  ➨ THE OFFICE OF BREANNA ASHWORTH 

[dirigibird]

my mental image of peter is just. the most generic stock photo businessman imaginable. a billboard looking man. you expect him to start selling you insurance almost before you see him

EXCEPT

he’s always wearing a stupid captain’s hat and never takes it off. the privileges of an audial medium means that you cant prove he ISN’T constantly wearing a stupid hat whenever he shows up.

alternatively, if you wanted a higher ratio of Sea Captain vs Trust Fund Beneficiary, heres a version with a beard:

[marshallmigraine]

the end of michael shelley

[ma-ar]

martin by beloved 💖

i finally took my martin sketches and did... something? a moodboard maybe? it started out serious and then went the cottagecore way, i swear i try to do gritty but it just doesn't turn out :c

[marshallmigraine]

some of my favorite specters from the magnus archives (alternative title “an average gay friend group”)

[moth-song-archives]

Home is behind, The world ahead, And there are many paths to tread, Through shadow To the edge of night, Until the stars are all alight, Mist and shadow, Cloud and shade, All shall fade All shall...fade.

- Pippin's Song | Edge of Night, Lord of the Rings

Partially inspired by this great post by @feathered-serpents <3

Please click for better quality!

[twinkle-art]

come on, come on darling, let’s exchange the experience

[lesbianshepard]

funniest statements from the magnus archives in no particular order: 

spiders, but they hate you personally

that one guy who was paid to keep a clearly fucked up coffin in his living room and just decided to fucking ignore the weird shit. (king)

band that is so bad at music that you die

a pile of worms stole my phone and texted my coworkers

man who admits he killed another man because he had a spooky vampire name

guy who felt the need to just dunk on this one guy for 10 minutes because he was a shitty drug mule. he also got his bones stolen. this is only mentioned at the very end.

twink with knife hands (cool)

Two random men walked in and stole my shipping company

fucked up monsters taking an anatomy class but are very polite and on time so its cool and sort of endearing. 

jon talking about how he has childhood trauma about an evil spider monster. only funny because i’m binge listening to this podcast and last week listened to him make fun of how stupid the idea of an evil spider monster is

bone stealing man shows up again and opens a gym to help people get fucking shredded. 

the plumber who shows up to the middle of a creepy monster circus in the middle of the night, looks at the pipes overflowing with blood, goes “there’s your problem” and just fucking pulls out a mass of flesh and then…leaves.

they literally just let him leave 

monsters have to invite him back to try and kill him again because he was so unfazed the first time

[sazandorable]

i’m super fond of the tax auditor who investigates a shop run by a gang of changeling creatures, notices the fake human in charge is acting weird but goes hey my nephew is autistic i get it no eye contact that’s cool no worries, and eventually concludes that whatever it is they’re doing in that shop it wasn’t tax fraud so it’s Not His Problem