Bitchless

you can call me onion 23 she/her

[escuerzoresucitado]

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[stuckinapril]

“Do it scared” “do it alone” are all great tips, but my biggest takeaway from therapy is do it messy. This is especially true if you’re getting out of a burnout, which I experience often. Literally just do it messy. You don’t need to pick the perfect trail to walk, the perfect playlist to listen to, whatever the fuck it is. You don’t need to have a meticulous to do list and wake up at the exact time you planned and drink the exact amount of water you planned to drink. Like the biggest thing for people like me to remember is sometimes it’s okay to do it messy. Put on a random yt workout and just get it done in sweats. Do 5 minutes of a daunting task and go from there. Sometimes just getting up is a win during intense burnouts or depressive funks. Literally just do it messy.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[fairycosmos]

hey is anyone else sick of having to adapt to horrible conditions over and over again

[fairycosmos]

the humble woolly mammoth

[fandom-man]

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[sans-the-skeleconch-offical]

getting up from bed speedrun

[teathattast]

[dramatic-dolphin]

since there is such an "english speakers who don't even try to pronounce a foreign mame correctly" epidemic, native english speakers often try to overcorrect and end up thinking they have a moral imperative to pronounce every foreign name correctly at all times. so i'm gonna hold your hand and look into your eyss as i say this: you can't. you can't pronounce every sound in a language you don't speak. and that's fine. it happens to the rest of us too. we won't be mad so long as you try your best.

[byjove]

hares look like nefarious rabbits. hares look like normal bunnies but with malice brimming in their beady little eyes. if you had never seen a hare before, you would look at one and say “wow, this bunny fucking hates me”

[bite-sized-morsels]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[byjove]

A wedding should NEVER occur before noon. It shouldn’t be too late either. You want to get married at 1-3 pm so everyone starts drinking early and is so drunk they are hauled home at a reasonable hour.

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

get a bucket and a mop for this work in progress