Toasty

famous wheel reinventor

[omegaversereloaded]

I wanna fuck you like a dootle dot

[memorycycle]

me: hey can you make some coffee

my roommate: ok

my roommate: *hears me giggle from inside the kettle when they turn it on*

[pixeltards]

[coughloop]

Hi. Here is every food and drink Steely Dan have ever mentioned in a song. Enjoy

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[sluttysuperheroes]

He would do numbers on tumblr wth

[coughloop]

So tired I'm going to bed tonight

[relelvance]

Pregant* Giving birth*

[coughloop]

come on

[max1461]

yeah basically I follow a strict moral code that's sort of like bushido for lesbians

[zacianv-deactivated20230815]

if i was a fine, fragile linen would you handwash me 🥺 or put me in that damned maschine 😑

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

[protectspock]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

excuse me

[protectspock]

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

[snowywarmthkuya]

ignore the fucked up emoji please

[yonah]

I'm sorry but the fucked up emoji is really hard to ignore

[cigarettebrands]

[hotvampireadjacent]

I like the ones where someone gets hurt

[sandsvendor100]

Who Here Believe In Vanpires

[sandsvendor100]

Dacula

[sandsvendor100]

Dacula

[sandsvendor100]

Dacula

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Hi this is your dasher it appears that youve ordered my favorite meal

[nflstreet]

[foone]

tumblr should add the ability to do slider-polls. Instead of a set of individual discrete options, you give two endpoints and people answer along a scale, and they're averaged together to some slider position.

Something like this: