saucelet

she/her, 25, German, bi

[yorgen-sh]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[longdeadtemple]

this hellsite is so great in its anonymity. imaging drunk-posting on fucking LinkedIn or some shit

[sorrysomethingwentwrong]

Chris Judge Art !

[maxpawb]

It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

[vulpinesaint]

nobody ever talks about the terrible fanfic epidemic of "they would NOT confess their love so openly and poetically as that."

[vulpinesaint]

big amatonormativity wants you to accept this as the norm but this is not how it has to be. we can push for consistent characterization in expressions of connection and affection. those characters could just kiss and not declare their undying love about it

[vulpinesaint]

reading this post back and realizing that i didn't get to my real point which is that maybe those guys shouldn't say that they're in love at all. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that you earnestly believe those guys would say "i love you". it doesn't have to be this way

[longdeadtemple]

of course they wouldn't say that. that's why I'm here on ao3 and not reading the source material!

[helloitsbees]

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

[helloitsbees]

you can’t fucking do this to me

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

[my-dailydreams]

[godlessondheimite]

A YA romantasy writer filed suit against another writer for copyright infringement, and as is always the case with these things, she padded her claims with delusionally spurious examples. The judge issued a 160-page ruling against the plaintiff where you can tell from the start how resentful they (or whatever clerk actually did the work) are to have been forced by duty to have read the works in question.

[catcrumb]

[byjove]

It is really embarrassing that I stop eating when I get stressed. Like a snake or a fancy fish. My body senses I’m struggling and it is like “You know what would make you feel worse? Low blood sugar. Food repulses you now. Starve and die or spend 45 minutes trying to make yourself eat a bagel.” This especially sucks because I have severe social anxiety so I’ll be out to dinner with friends fighting for my life trying to look like I’m enjoying the meal. Or annoy everybody by just ordering a water.

[offline-crowbot]

My hottest fanfiction take is I think people should stop posting multi-fandom oneshots as a single fic with like 50+ chapters and instead post them as individual fics

[forbiddenchapel]

Melania: Devourer of Men

[prideandprejudice]

— But you hate him.

[longdeadtemple]

listening to your straight middle aged coworkers discussing gender norms and sterotypes beffles me. how do you have working relationships???

.......well besides the one currently getting a divorce....

[longdeadtemple]

saw a cybertruck out in the wild today for the first time. insane.

[microsff]

"Listen," one guard said, "I know we have only just met-"

"No," the other guard said, "we've worked together for years!"

"-but you can trust me when I say-"

"I can't, you have the curse that's opposite from mine!"

"I don't care for you at all."

"Well, I… oh… I love you too."

[hb-not-the-pencil]

i dont make comics often but this was too cute.