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[javasurf]

khaotungsfirst -> javasurf

a new obsession has taken hold of me and it is a chokehold

[viralfrog]

[jung-koook]

260604 - BTS Family Photo #2026BTSFESTA

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[tendebill]

[part 1] [part 2]

rocky make sure grace not know a moment of peace. statement <3

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[sunsetbuddie]

when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[greenbloods]

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[rjshope]

Hobi playing with Jimin's fringe epaulettes

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Ich bin sicher, das wird er souverän und mit Humor aufnehmen

[anxietyproblem]

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[mattpresents]

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[reading-writing-revolution]