Fucking ok so i work at the mart of walls and i was working the door and we let service animals in and everything and this person comes in with their “dog” wrapped in a blanket and it was slightly borking and i asked if it was their service dog amd they said ya that it was just in a blanket bc it was afraid of thunder storms and i asked if i could see the dog bc im a slut for animals and they fucking unwrapped the “dog” It was a goddamn loaf of bread with a phone making dog sounds the bitxh looks me straight faced and said “hes a purebre(a)d” im so done














