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[aheroic]

Indie, selective, 18+ multi-fandom multimuse rp blog.  OC and crossover friendly.  Penned by Lyn.

[longlivedeasilybored]

Please go find En at my new multimuse @everyheartbesure !

[originalwizkid]

[[ Kay for real though, if I condensed my blogs into a multimuse, would y'all still write with me?

[imposterogers]

thor would be pissed that he missed the dinosaurs tbh 

[imposterogers]

thor: you have 7 phds, can you find a way to resurrect them? bruce: there’s literally six movies proving what a terrible idea that is thor: you don’t have all the facts bruce: which are? thor: i love them 

[deke-abed-spencer]

Wait if the Jurassic Park movies exist in the MCU… I want Thor to watch them with Bruce and ask why the Grandmaster is in them. Bruce is confused but looks at who Thor is pointing at before just… “holy shit…”

[neon-crayons]

*Bruce 3 hours later*

Bruce: Tony listen! Geff Goldbloom is an immortal alien god! Tony where are you going? Come back! This is important!

[blackberrywidow]

Tony the next time he sees Jeff Goldbloom at a party: Oh man, you won’t believe what my buddy told me the other day. He thinks you’re some kind of immortal alien god and that you held him prisoner in space. Can you believe that? Wild.

Jeff:

[thedeafavenger-deactivated20230]

@longlivedeasilybored

[mommaloki]

longlivedeasilybored‌:

godsxelves‌:

“Dark blue? Wasn’t my first outfit here dark blue? Do I even look good in dark blue? I’ve always been more of a green and gold person.” Loki tried to remember before he gently set little Aurora on his shoulder to free up his arm. “You ever going to put this little one in extravagant robes?” He asked in a teasing tone as he kisses the baby’s head. “I’ll make sure you’re in the best clothes. Better than both of us.”

“You look delectable in dark blue,” xe immediately responded. “But they most certainly… certainly will not be dressed better than… than you. I have no intention of letting you wear anything but the best. No, uh, no slipping!” En sipped xir drink and watched his pet and child intently until the tailor arrived with a rack of partially-completed clothing and tools of the trade.

“Yes, up now! I’ll… I’ll, uh, take Aurora.” He held out xir hands to take them from him.

“Do I have much of a choice on the color?” Loki chuckled as he watched the arrival of the tailor. He was a bit facsinated by the different colors and fabrics that hung on the rack before looking at his child. “I’ll see about making you some beautiful robes, my little one.” He said before gently handing over the sleeping child to the elder. “Alright, let’s play dress up.” He teased.

[longlivedeasilybored]

En had Loki dressed in the most current, fashionable styles, and the tailor adjusted the asymmetrical, thin, shimmery layers to leave Loki's breasts easily accessible. En was most pleased with the arrangements that left his chest bared entirely. "You have, uh, the loveliest body, Loki. I ought to make it a crime to cover it as you prefer." Xe found xirself strongly missing the sheer, revealing fabrics and clearly-visible body paint from the pregnancy. Perhaps xe would indulge Loki with another child. Then again... "Perhaps if you insist on being selective over, uh, clothing, I will simply order you to... to wear none. That would certainly... Certainly suit you. And perhaps, when Aurora is finished feeding from you, I will decorate your nipples as they... as they deserve." Xe pinched a currently-exposdd nipple to punctuate xir statement.

[longlivedeasilybored]

↞ - En receives Loki as a gift/prize of war

“Well, uh. As far as ‘please stay away we want to keep looking cool and all-powerful’ gifts go… I don’t think you’re too bad.” En brushed Loki’s hair out of his face and circled around him to look at xir prize. “Go on, tell me how you got picked out for, for this job,” xe encouraged with a grin.

[longlivedeasilybored]

En made a very pleased noise and stroked his side proudly while xe continued to coo praises. Xe was content to keep touching and holding and murmuring compliments until xir pet fell asleep, knowing that the claim xe’d made tonight had finally sunk into Loki and made his position clear.

[trust-my-glorious-purpose]

Loki didn’t know when he finally succumbed to the call of sleep, but he slept quite well. He woke up a few hours later feeling well rested and content. He ached slightly where he had been pierced, but it was nowhere near the amount of pain he had felt when he had been freshly pierced. “En?” He asked, searching for xir slightly with one wandering hand.

[longlivedeasilybored]

Em made a surprised sound of acknowledgment, looking down at Loki curiously. Xe hadn't a clue who had let that name slip. Surely, Loki hadn't had contact with xir brother, and as far as xe knew, there wasn't a servant in the palace who would refer to xir so informally. Had he pulled it out of xir thoughts without xir notice? "That's Grandmaster to you, sweet, pretty thing," xe responded, stroking one of his beautifully-swollen nipples. "You sleep like a... Like a flerken, pet. And you're far too pretty to wake. I'm sure you'll spend near all your time, uh, lazing... lazing around in the, uh, the sunlight." Xe laughed again.

[longlivedeasilybored]

scp-3177‌:

A shiver runs up Jane’s side as the Grandmaster pulls her to xir side, an electrifying tingle dancing over her skin. She isn’t sure if it is from the bodily contact, something so simple but rare in her life, or due to whatever the Grandmaster is… Not that it matters, but Jane is pretty sure xe is not human.

“I wouldn’t dream of it! What kind of guest would I be if I ran off after you have been so kind to me?” She may be from monster prison, but Jane is never one to let manners slip.

“No one has asked me that before. Um…It’s pretty cool,” Jane replies after a long pause, completely oblivious to the possible innuendo. “A little boring after the hundredth time, but Mr. Ferdinand and I made a game of it, so that is fun! New deaths are the best though. Something exciting that I have never experienced before is always enjoyable.”

En was thoroughly entranced by this creature--entirely delighted. “Mm, well then, little one, how about you, uh... tell me some things you haven’t experienced. I’d sure, uh, sure hate to leave you bored when I could... could be filling your days with excitement.” Xe laughed and kissed her temple, then tugged her tighter against xir side. 

“How do you feel about sex, cutie? Beings... uh, beings of your type tend to be fairly enthusiastic about that sort of thing.” Granted, the beings of her type that the Grandmaster had encountered most were actually from Asgard or Vanaheim more often that Earth, and therefore more used to taking a little tie away from their vastly longer lifespans for a touch of hedonism.

[brooklyn-duo]

"aHH STOP! I could’ve dropped my croissant!" ~longlivedeasilybored ((for the muse of your choice))

Tony can’t help but grin, “Would that be such a tragedy? There’s so many more,” he points out.

[longlivedeasilybored]

"Mm, all sorts of things. To all of your... Your sensitive places." En took the opportunity xe was given and stuck his hands over his head with a thought and some magic. "What, uh, what do you want me to do, pet?"

[brooklyn-duo]

"aHH STOP! I could’ve dropped my croissant!" ~longlivedeasilybored ((for the muse of your choice))

Tony can’t help but grin, “Would that be such a tragedy? There’s so many more,” he points out.

[longlivedeasilybored]

misfxtteam:

longlivedeasilybored:

En hummed thoughtfully, rubbing at Tony’s back, then said, “I want you to design a game for me. A… a fully immersive virtual reality. Based off of a choose your own adventure with a gamemaster. An artificial… uh, intelligence can fill that roll. And while you’re thinking about that, I want you to paint my nails and then yours. How’s that?”

Tony smiles and kisses his cheek, “thank you,” he whispers, slipping away to go look at the large collection of nail polish that was on a shelf. He pulls out a dark blue shade and comes to show it to xir, “how’s this?”

En smiled happily and ducked xir head slightly in response to the kiss, then let Tony up to go find some polish. “That’s perfect, sweet thing. You have marvelous, uh, taste.”

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony smiles and settles back into En’s lap, starting with xir so it would be easier, “Well, I have to have marvelous taste, I like you, don’t i?” he smiles faintly, already working through basic ideas for this VR game tasked to him.

[longlivedeasilybored]

“Exactly.” En smiled at him, then stroked his hair with one hand while giving him access to xir other. After less than a minute, xe abandoned the petting to start fiddling with a puzzle on a screen, letting Tony focus on his task.

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony pouts when the pets stop but doesn’t make a fuss, slowly painting and making a small ExT on his thumbs before guiding him to let them dry, before doing his own. 

[longlivedeasilybored]

En smiled at the overwhelming sentimentality of that and nudged Tony into a position where he could kiss him before letting him continue. “Good boy,” xe praised, only slightly distractedly.

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony beams and smiles at the kiss, pleased that he could be good and continuing to paint, putting just E on his nails before settling against En and watching his nails dry, his mind a million miles away and working out the kinks to his initial idea for the VR game.

[longlivedeasilybored]

Tony was such an emotional creature that En couldn’t help but find it endearing. Xe dried their nails with little more than a thought and handed Tony a more appropriate tablet for his assigned project before repositioning them so xe could scratch idly at his scalp as they worked.

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony coos at the soft scratches and works fast, showing En when he was finished the first prototype, “What do you think? I know it’s far from perfect, so besides the obvious things, what should I add?”

[longlivedeasilybored]

En made several impressed and proud noises as he looked over xir pet’s progress, then pulled him up for another kiss before suggesting several improvements and additions. “Come, uh, come sit in my lap, pet.”

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony obeys and smiles faintly into the kiss, smiling at his master, nuzzling at xir shoulder faintly, “I made you proud?” He asks shyly. He had always loved creating but no one had really ever been impressed with his work before and he didn’t realize how happy it made him to hear it.

[longlivedeasilybored]

“Yes, sweet thing,” En assured him with a smile. “I’m very proud of you. You, uh, you did lovely work.” He was such an easy pet to love, eager to please as he was. En wrapped zir arms comfortably around him and kissed his forehead. “How about I take you somewhere a- ah little more comfortable, and we play a game that’s a little, uh, more physical, h I can show you just..m just how much you’ve pleased me.”

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony responds warmly to the kiss, humming and cuddling closer, “yes please, I would like that,” he sighs, happy to play any game xe wanted and even more eager to see how he had pleased En.

[longlivedeasilybored]

En smiled widely and set Tony back down on his feet, then stood and nudged him down a hall towards a room that would meet their needs. Once there, xe pushed Tony back towards the bed and slid xir hand up under xir pet's shirt. "Lay down for me, pet. We're going to see, uh, to see just how much a pretty thing like you can... can take."

[brooklyn-duo]

"aHH STOP! I could’ve dropped my croissant!" ~longlivedeasilybored ((for the muse of your choice))

Tony can’t help but grin, “Would that be such a tragedy? There’s so many more,” he points out.

[longlivedeasilybored]

misfxtteam:

longlivedeasilybored:

En hummed thoughtfully, rubbing at Tony’s back, then said, “I want you to design a game for me. A… a fully immersive virtual reality. Based off of a choose your own adventure with a gamemaster. An artificial… uh, intelligence can fill that roll. And while you’re thinking about that, I want you to paint my nails and then yours. How’s that?”

Tony smiles and kisses his cheek, “thank you,” he whispers, slipping away to go look at the large collection of nail polish that was on a shelf. He pulls out a dark blue shade and comes to show it to xir, “how’s this?”

En smiled happily and ducked xir head slightly in response to the kiss, then let Tony up to go find some polish. “That’s perfect, sweet thing. You have marvelous, uh, taste.”

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony smiles and settles back into En’s lap, starting with xir so it would be easier, “Well, I have to have marvelous taste, I like you, don’t i?” he smiles faintly, already working through basic ideas for this VR game tasked to him.

[longlivedeasilybored]

“Exactly.” En smiled at him, then stroked his hair with one hand while giving him access to xir other. After less than a minute, xe abandoned the petting to start fiddling with a puzzle on a screen, letting Tony focus on his task.

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony pouts when the pets stop but doesn’t make a fuss, slowly painting and making a small ExT on his thumbs before guiding him to let them dry, before doing his own. 

[longlivedeasilybored]

En smiled at the overwhelming sentimentality of that and nudged Tony into a position where he could kiss him before letting him continue. “Good boy,” xe praised, only slightly distractedly.

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony beams and smiles at the kiss, pleased that he could be good and continuing to paint, putting just E on his nails before settling against En and watching his nails dry, his mind a million miles away and working out the kinks to his initial idea for the VR game.

[longlivedeasilybored]

Tony was such an emotional creature that En couldn’t help but find it endearing. Xe dried their nails with little more than a thought and handed Tony a more appropriate tablet for his assigned project before repositioning them so xe could scratch idly at his scalp as they worked.

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony coos at the soft scratches and works fast, showing En when he was finished the first prototype, “What do you think? I know it’s far from perfect, so besides the obvious things, what should I add?”

[longlivedeasilybored]

En made several impressed and proud noises as he looked over xir pet’s progress, then pulled him up for another kiss before suggesting several improvements and additions. “Come, uh, come sit in my lap, pet.”

[brooklyn-duo]

Tony obeys and smiles faintly into the kiss, smiling at his master, nuzzling at xir shoulder faintly, “I made you proud?” He asks shyly. He had always loved creating but no one had really ever been impressed with his work before and he didn’t realize how happy it made him to hear it.

[longlivedeasilybored]

"Yes, sweet thing," En assured him with a smile. "I'm very proud of you. You, uh, you did lovely work." He was such an easy pet to love, eager to please as he was. En wrapped zir arms comfortably around him and kissed his forehead. "How about I take you somewhere a- ah little more comfortable, and we play a game that's a little, uh, more physical, h I can show you just..m just how much you've pleased me."

[longlivedeasilybored]

loptr-god-of-mischief‌:

longlivedeasilybored‌:

En made a surprised and distressed sound and turned Loki’s face so their eyes met before xe kissed him again, hoping that would soothe things. “Children… They’re time-consuming and, and sticky and I don’t want you to, to do everything because I want to still see you and I don’t want you upset at me for, uh, for not being involved more. So nanny is… It’s non-negotiable, but… But I’m not trying to, to keep you from your baby, sweet boy. You’re… You’re going to be just the best parent. The best.”

Loki hummed at the kiss, relaxing against the Grandmaster once more. He could see what the other was saying. “Mm.. alright,” he said with a soft smile, “A nanny doesn’t sound like a terrible idea.” Someone else that can watch the child when En and him wanted some time alone or peace.

His nose crinkled at that, “The best parent? You really think so?” He gave a little laugh.

Xe relaxed all at once and kissed Loki again when Loki agreed with xir instead of fighting. “I really think so. An… an unbelievably amazing parent who any child would… would adore. I, uh, I certainly do.” En kissed under his jaw, then nipped at his earlobe. “Sweet boy,” xe cooed fondly before pulling away just enough to comfortably pick up a fork. “Eat your food.”

[loptr-god-of-mischief]

Loki still didn’t fully believe that but he was soon distracted by En’s kisses. His head tilting as xe kissed his jaw and hummed at the nip to his earlobe.

“Alright,” Giving a soft huff and a roll of his eyes before he ate some of his food. Loki picked at the rest, unable to eat more. “Tell me, will I still be your sweet boy if our child is a boy?”

[longlivedeasilybored]

“Always,” En answered easily. “If we have a little boy, they will… will be your sweet boy. Assuming they’re sweet at all,” xe teased. “I’m certainly not, uh, doing the work with a child.” Spoil them.rotten with everything they could want, of course. Xe'be free with praise and physical affection as well, but En wasn’t going to change diapers or sit up with a sniffly, snotty child with the flu or take care of discipline. That was what the nanny was for, and En wasn’t going to take credit. “You will be the most important, uh, important thing to me for… A very long time, darling.”

[loptr-god-of-mischief]

Loki nodded gently at En’s answer, chuckling at that. He pressed a kiss to xer lips, nuzzling En for a second. “Good.” He was relieved to hear that from the other, a smile playing on his lips. “I don’t want to be anything but.”

Sipping his drink, it was still all surreal to him. Being pregnant. At least he had a bit to get ready for a child and he had En.

[longlivedeasilybored]

“Good,” En echoed, “because if you stop being my good, sweet boy, there would be an awful lot of spanking in your future.” En cupped his jaw and kissed him softly, then directed, “Finish eating, Loki. You, uh, you need the… the nutrients.”

[loptr-god-of-mischief]

Loki couldn’t see some spanking as a bad thing, an eyebrow raised at that. He hummed at the kiss before looking at his plate. Picking at his food, slowly finishing it. Once done, he kissed En’s cheek, “Thank you for the food.” 

Studying xer for a moment, running a hand through En’s hair. “I love you,” he said softly. “I think you’ll make a great parent as well, even if you don’t like sticky hands.” He chuckled at the thought of En with a child in xer arms.

[longlivedeasilybored]

"Ha! I think I'll be spectacularly popular with the little thing, but, uh I don't know about good parenting. And I certainly don't need to... To be a parent to feel... Fulfilled. You are plenty for that." En signalled for the check and left a generous tip when he paid, then he took Loki's hands and tugged him up.

"I think I might spank you anyway. You, uh, look like you're itching for a reminder of who takes care of you. And I do love your lovely red behind."

[thedeafavenger-deactivated20230]

longlivedeasilybored‌:

En quickly ran through all the possible reasons for a child to run away and join the circus and xe didn’t come up with very many that didn’t make xir want to grab onto Clint and hug them until they forgot the two of them weren’t connected. Xe gave them a sympathetic smile and when xe touched their hand this time, xe went ahead and just held it.

“I’ll make sure to tell you all you… all you need to know to fit right in.”

Unfortunately, xe was the owner and this was one of their busiest times and duty called in the form of an anxious-looking employee hovering until he noticed. “Ah, it, uh, it looks like I’m needed. Find me before you go? I… I really do want to… to take you on that tour.”

Clint couldn’t stop the beaming smile when xe said xe’d help Clint know how to fit in. 

They noticed the employee, but selfishly they didn’t immediately really focus on them, not until xe did. “Of course,” Clint replied, smiling. “I’ll come find you,” they promised, and meant it. For someone less kind,  less enthusiastic, less authentic, Clint probably wouldn’t. But En was like a sunbeam and Clint wasn’t going to walk away, not yet. 

Clint was looking forward to exploring the club further, anyway, and it wasn’t like they had anywhere better to go. Plus there was dancing. Clint was even fairly confident they were good at dancing, especially since they’d kept up their acrobatics since they’d left the circus.

Eventually though, the people started dwindling as the night grew longer, so they sought out En, giving xir a huge smile and looking more relaxed than when they’d gotten there. “I’m heading out soon,” they said a little bit shyly.

[longlivedeasilybored]

"Yeah?" Xe'd been thrilled to see Clint enjoying themselves the few times xe'd managed to catch glimpses of them, but xe was even happier to be speaking to them again. "Let me grab your number then, sweetpea, and I'll text you about taking you out and, uh, and around." Xe smiled brightly and touched their shoulder affectionately again.

"You, uh, you had a good time? Do you need to... to settle a tab or did you already, uh, get it all taken care of?"

[mommaloki]

longlivedeasilybored‌:

godsxelves‌:

The god held the newborn safely with one arm to make it a bit easier for the other. “Least save my old ones because they’re still rather comfortable.” He said while he let out a light chuckle. Instead of fighting it, he just went along with whatever the elder was wanting. “Whatever you decide to put on me, it has to get my approval. I’m not wearing something that I don’t want on me.” He commented.

Xe hummed, not thrilled with the terms of Loki’s acceptance, but after a moment, xe did accept them. Still frowning and thinking over Loki’s wardrobe problems, xe called for xir favorite tailor and sat down to wait. “I’m, uh, I’m going to dress you in dark blue. The… The shimmery kind.”

“Dark blue? Wasn’t my first outfit here dark blue? Do I even look good in dark blue? I’ve always been more of a green and gold person.” Loki tried to remember before he gently set little Aurora on his shoulder to free up his arm. “You ever going to put this little one in extravagant robes?” He asked in a teasing tone as he kisses the baby’s head. “I’ll make sure you’re in the best clothes. Better than both of us.”

[longlivedeasilybored]

"You look delectable in dark blue," xe immediately responded. "But they most certainly... certainly will not be dressed better than... than you. I have no intention of letting you wear anything but the best. No, uh, no slipping!" En sipped xir drink and watched his pet and child intently until the tailor arrived with a rack of partially-completed clothing and tools of the trade.

"Yes, up now! I'll... I'll, uh, take Aurora." He held out xir hands to take them from him.

[russian-hiddlestoner]

thor: ragnarok | cyberpunk | grandmaster 

valkyrie  |  loki

[afflantesmusae-deactivated20230]

“You’ve been doing a lot more lately… why?” ~longlivedeasilybored (for Klaus or whoever you're feeling, En's human au)

Klaus wasn’t sure whether to start laughing or crying so he settled on a shrug. “‘S the only thing that helps. That’s all,” As if that were all. How did you explain the kinds of problems Klaus had? there was simply no way anyone would believe him, outside his dysfunctional family– not that they ever really had heart-to-hearts. “Don’t worry about it,” Klaus added, smiling, like it could make everything better.

@longlivedeasilybored

[longlivedeasilybored]

En gave Klaus a long, concerned and sympathetic look. "No, hon, I don't... I don't think you can stop me worrying that easy. You need a place to go t'night? Or is someone coming to... To get you?" Xe wasn't about to trust someone who'd bought that much product out on the streets alone.

[destructionanddrinks]

Pamper Me Daddy

Loki was tense. He was in one of his moods. A foul mood. He paced angrily through the halls, just looking for a fight or someone he could take his anger out on. He ended up at the bar, ordering a large bottle to drink from and settling himself in a corner. He idly tossed a blade up in the air repeatedly, catching it without looking as he sipped the sweet but strong alcohol. He could feel the tenseness in his shoulders, the anxious tap of his foot. Usually he’d take this out on Thor but…well, Thor wasn’t here.

[longlivedeasilybored]

En caught the knife before it could drop back down to Loki's hand again and set it out of his reach. "I think it, uh, might be time for me to take my boy home. What do you think, sweet pea?" Sakaar wasn't set to close for another two hours, but the staff could handle things without xir on a Tuesday, and that scowl was intriguing.

[mommaloki]

longlivedeasilybored‌:

godsxelves‌:

Loki happily took the child and held them close to him, which seemed to comfort the little newborn. “Good. Little Aurora is such a sweet little baby.” He cooed as he press a kiss to their head before giving En a kiss. He then shook his head when he started to get hounded over his appearance. “Might I remind you that I just came from the bathing, like you told me, and this robe is just a temporary bath robe until I can put on a better one.” He pointed out with a light smirk. “Unless you’re just itching to give me another wardrobe change.”

“I am. You’re… You’re not an expecting mother anymore. And the, uh, ah, your old things are… They’re old. Better to get you new.” Xe nodded as if xe had just decided something very important, then ushered Loki towards the closet and swiftly undressed him. Xe didn’t pay much mind to Aurora–just enough to ensure xe didn’t disturb them horribly. “I want you, uh, remeasured. Then decorated appropriately.”

The god held the newborn safely with one arm to make it a bit easier for the other. “Least save my old ones because they’re still rather comfortable.” He said while he let out a light chuckle. Instead of fighting it, he just went along with whatever the elder was wanting. “Whatever you decide to put on me, it has to get my approval. I’m not wearing something that I don’t want on me.” He commented.

[longlivedeasilybored]

Xe hummed, not thrilled with the terms of Loki's acceptance, but after a moment, xe did accept them. Still frowning and thinking over Loki's wardrobe problems, xe called for xir favorite tailor and sat down to wait. "I'm, uh, I'm going to dress you in dark blue. The... The shimmery kind."