i honestly don't know how to use this website 😔

hi I'm don // 24 // Indiana 🤠

[longschlongphd]

bro my GREAT FRIEND just drew this and used my picture as a model LMFAO I LOVE HIM

[b0tster]

brawl was the worst smash game

then explain this

[beardedmrbean]

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

[xbox]

Are you playing Warzone?

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

Did you guys only get 1 quote

[mr-deep-downer]

Maybe I should go into contract killing 🤔

[your-talos-is-problematic]

liveblog

[mr-deep-downer]

“yeah just made ten k to take out a rival gang boss popped his head like a water balloon LMAO”

[tomatoluvr69]

[smeasel]

whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about

[moonyowl]

capitalism

[smeasel]

if you're thinking of "Aint No Rest for the Wicked" that's not about capitalism, it's about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games

[smeasel]

"if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice"

this is when you buy Borderlands and you have fun

[bubba-san]

It was also about Capitalism

[smeasel]

"Ain't nothin in this world for free"

this is about the 4 DLC expansions you could buy at $9.99 apiece

[littlebirdofprey]

bandits in skyrim will really spill oil all over the place and rig explosives on the ceilings and then they just live like that. they stand right under them.

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

[logarto]

eww why are you having salad

are you five years old

[moonmoon-aint-stalk]

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

[logarto]

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though

[molly-writes]

How you be allergic to salad? it’s not a specific food. It’s not. It’s an assembly method for a lovely cold-food. It doesn’t have to have dressing. it doesn’t have to have lettuce. Shredded broccoli and cheese with herbs in a oil-and-vinegar dressing. Raisins and shredded carrots in that weird sweet dressing. Weird dry salad.

[queen-of-dirt]

I don’t know why everyone wants to be a contrarian about this. We all know they were referring to leafy green salads, which is the most common kind of salad, and lettuce is a common trigger for several GI issues (which a friend might mislabel as “allergies”). Regardless, it is possible to be allergic to pretty much every ingredient in a salad.

[logarto]

cool but i am still not the guy who is allergic to salad

[headspace-hotel]

Everyone who wants to join tumblr should be shown this post as a warning for what they’re getting into.

[auwa]

[my-never-ending-nightmare]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[death-the-kid-97]

@longschlongphd

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[death-the-kid-97]

@longschlongphd

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

[spacepunkgirl]

Sunk conk phallusy

[cordezshenanigans]

Phallussy

[bimboid]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[frosty-6]

all-dwarf campaign

[drtanner]

It's three days later and I have to re-reblog this because it genuinely looks exactly like every shitty flash animation I loved when I was 15.

Everything about this is perfect.