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[ot3]

replaying aa and i cant tstop abt ur phoenix has horrible untreated bipolar but doesnt realise it because hes surrounded exclusively by other insane people tweet. because yeah he really does . i dont think any ace attorney character is any measure of normal. some of the pretend to be normal unconsciously and some of them as a game but like theyre all. mostly just unhinged people

phoenix gets diagnosed with ADHD in college after his RA finds out he's been buying adderall off of another kid on campus but he asks phoenix to describe how he feels after taking it and when phoenix does he says "ok hear me out. i wont report you for abusing a controlled substance if you just... like.... talk to a psychiatrist dude' and so phoenix gets his own prescription and after that he just assumes he's normal because the fact that you can have more than one thing wrong with your brain literally just never occurred to him so its not until like somewhere after aa4 when he's talking to edgeworth and telling a Super Relatable Story about staying up for three straight days to work on something for the jurist system stuff and then immediately falling into a week long pit of despair where he did nothing but binge how it's made reruns once he ran out of tasks he could immediately accomplish but he got over it once they started getting a bunch of customers in at the borscht bowl club again because there really is nothing quite as invigorating as gambling and edgeworth has to very gently be like 'i think you have some sort of severe illness'

[ot3]

i think miles edgeworth is probably the leftmost chief prosecutor los angeles has ever had within the ace attorney canon but i also think he is still the District Attorney Of Los Angeles. i think phoenix is further left than him by virtue of having spent any amount of time being a broke loser and also not a public figure in the same way. but i also don't think he's like a socialist i think theyre both just some Guys who have some particular insight into how this specific system is deeply unfucked and will take moderate steps to unfuck it

[ot3]

edgeworth is like 'do you think maybe the state shouldn't be killing people. i mean morality aside and without taking into account the false conviction rate. it's kind of expensive.' and phoenix is like 'i dont think the state should be doing anything i hate this stupid piece of shit country' and edgeworth is like 'thats not a helpful or coherent political stance.' and phoenix is like 'good thing i dont work for the government then.' and thats how 90% of these discussions go until edgeworth can figure out the angle he needs to use to pitch political discussions to phoenix in a way his crime-savant brain will latch onto enough to engage with.

[ot3]

[milesandphoenix]

Hi! I was wondering if you had any fic recs for Ace attorney? (must it be klapollo or narumistu.:))

hello anon!!! i have actually only ever read narumitsu and klapollo fics for ace attorney so i’m glad you asked for those~ although i have to admit that i haven’t read new ones in a while so this is probably outdated. i’ve been meaning to create a fic rec list, but i kept putting it off… thanks for giving me an excuse to finally do it.

btw the vast majority of these will not be nsfw, it’s not really my thing… and i read most of these a long time ago so i might not remember a whole ton about each fic except that i enjoyed them.

ok here we go! i put it under the cut for length. most of these link to ao3 or ffnet. i apologize in advance because i’m sure i’m missing a lot of other amazing fics… also please always check the tags for potential triggers. i tried to call out fics that could be potentially triggering but this ended up taking me so long i could have missed some. stay safe and i hope you enjoy!

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[sage-nebula]

This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said

[ospreyonthemoon]

Kay, looking at the man who is textually implied to be a father figure to her: you're a good person-

Miles Edgeworth, bitchiest man in japanifornia: WRONG! I'm a cunt and I always have been and I will NOT be uncuntifying myself, thank YOU.

[science-lings]

What performing art would Phoenix specialize in?

Live theatre (non musical)

Musical theatre (he can secretly sing really well)

Shakespearean theatre (have you seen this guy in college he memorized poetry)

Improv comedy (helped his bluffing and insane monologue-generating skills)

Traditional Acting (put him in a period drama, he can cry on command)

Stunt acting (look at him, he can get tossed around, indestructible ass)

Something super out of left field like ballet (or another form of dance idk)

Circus/magic performance (goes well with his presumed orphan status also funny)

Smth Music related (again, funny by AA4, Klavier or Thalassa parallel?)

Other? (I ran out of ideas)

Voting ended onAug 13, 2024

finally, pt 2 to this poll (focusing on hcs for his visual arts specialty)

as usual, any headcanons related to the topic are extremely encouraged, I would love to know every single one of your thoughts no matter how annoying you think they are.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

I think wrightworth is so much better when it's Miles who's the mess who burns water and Phoenix who's better at daily functional things like cooking, cleaning, etc.

Miles Edgeworth is a man who has a tea set delivered to his office by a local hotel. He does not know how to cook.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Phoenix is low-hanging fruit when it comes to making him the mess in the ship because he doesn't know how to use computers and he's a mess when he's in incredibly stressful situations and he's an old man in a young trenchcoat but everything we've seen about him in canon indicates that he's actually a very independent person who probably HAD to learn at least basic skills to take care of himself because he had no one else to do that for him.

Whereas Edgeworth was raised in an environment where he probably deliberately wasn't taught those things because Von Karma would've absolutely seen domestic skills as "beneath" them AND where anything less than absolute perfection wasn't tolerated, so Edgeworth wouldn't have built up those skills because it's impoosible not to make mistakes when cooking or cleaning and I think he just wouldn't be able to handle it.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Maya, hissing: stop writing fanfiction about your husband you weirdo

Miles, hissing back: this is the most hits I've ever gotten do not ruin this for me

Phoenix, completely oblivious: So nice to have everyone together for dinner :)

[tired-fandom-ndn]

underrated ship dynamic:

extremely posh character who only eats high quality meals but couldn't cook if their life depended on it and their super chill disaster partner who is amazing in the kitchen but still mostly survives off of spray cheese straight from the can and slices of microwaved bologna

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Miles Edgeworth seems like the kind of man who wants so desperately to make all the fancy food and delicate desserts he gets at 5 star restaurants but he gets way too in his own head about it and has a mental breakdown over burnt macarons on the kitchen floor at 3 in the morning.

Phoenix just does whatever the fuck he wants in the kitchen and it always seems to work out for him but it's also a lot of effort and he'd rather eat an entire family size bag of doritos than cook dinner.

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Miles, staring at an elaborate and pristinely layered earl gray cake decorated with tiny frosting roses: Where did you buy this?

Phoenix: Oh, I made it. I'm actually a pretty alright baker :)

Miles:

Miles: Have you been able to do this the entire time we've been dating?

Phoenix: Yeah :)

Miles: Last week, I found you standing in the dark kitchen at two in the morning, eating store bought frosting out of the tin with your fingers.

Phoenix: It was chocolate :)

[mikica]

hey girl just a heads up. i was talking to your boyfriend and he called the character exclusively referred to by their last name by their first name

[turnaboutstevie]

[siraranispleased]

#edgeworth is so edgeworth that even his father would have to be like

#'please. edgeworth is my son. call me gregory'

#that's how it'd be if he were like. alive

[ardate]

@infamouslydorky

[lambergeier]

reposting some of my better narumitsu tweets from the past few years

[ot3]

What I actually think happens is that once they’re like together together edgeworth picks up on calling phoenix “nick” because maya and pearl and Larry do and like. Who ever just calls him “phoenix”? Mostly just the text boxes and Mia. This leads to a situation where half of the rookie prosecutors in the district are fully convinced that edgeworth is cheating on his poor long-suffering husband nick who enjoys art and baking with notorious law harlot phoenix wright, esq

[where-are-the-pixels]

[doydoune]

oh to be a rookie attorney in France in love with the bitchy prosecutor next door

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)