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cyberkilla

unpatchedglitch

district3-deactivated20230204

i saw this ad at 2 am last night and had to take a screenshot just to make sure i wasn’t hallucinating

softcore-revolutionary

tastefullyoffensive

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stability

blessed post

dog: BARK

me (with the same tone and volume): WHAT

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

Brid

All of us right now

art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now

eggrollie-blog

UPDATE…………………… smaller

tenrhettwoods

talented banana man

laughingfish

you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana

botanize

aropippin

Would they like what they saw? Or would they hate it too?

chaosinretrospect

this musical is amazing

thepositivecattitude

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

blackmorgan

OMG! <3

shamelessmash

omg thank you for this, i really needed good laugh

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.