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[wattse]

just woke up :) but I stay sleepy :3

[only-tiktoks]

[only-tiktoks]

robot: take a dab

person off screen: nah I'm chillin'

robot: pu-Ssy *angry noises*

[blueboyoutside]

Silly ass thing

[beaft]

book legolas is pretty cool but film legolas reminds me of one of those incredibly beautiful, incredibly stupid long haired pedigree dogs that you sometimes see in grooming parlours having their claws painted purple. like you could just pick him up and look into his eyes and there would be nothing going on behind them. film legolas has the elvish version of elevator music playing in his head at all times and i honestly love it

[kohiu]

Charlotte for @Espeth21, I wanted to draw her hero outfit in FE Cipher 😚 Thank you for commissioning me!

[sugoi-kome-deactivated20200811]

[lluviagf]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd7YkVdFekM/

[mildlyartisticsuperdetective]

OKAY SO HERE ARE THE PICS. Inspired by this post by @pipistrellus (@pipcomix)

These are 16th century Renaissance inspired hotpants, panelled with navy velvet with a red silk lining and hand-embroidered butt slogan, which I believe is like 300% historically accurate. They’re actually modelled off a genuine Tudor pattern but then made ridiculous because who am I.

Worn with thigh highs and a 18th C shirt cuz it was all I had to hand and frankly shirts don’t change that much lol.

Watermark is to my Instagram! @oh.papillon

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@mildlyartisticsuperdetective

im losing my absolute marbles holy fucking SHIT i will trade you an illuminated version of anything you’d like for my own pair

[rcktpwr]

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

3 months of my life compressed into 3 minutes

[heatandapathy]

Wait

Wait

Wait

You mean to tell me you actually made the armor you shitpost in?! You actually built that?!

I see posts here and there and always thought it was a suit that it was bought.

But you actually made it?!?

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

There’s no more dragons or monsters to slay so most knights have been demoted to full time shitposters

[strawberrypucker]

[sundown88-deactivated20181117]

I guess that’s one way to do it. 😆

[unclebeanbag]

This guy is living in 2118

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[dollargenesis]

this is horrifying because op just assumes that this is relatable enough for everyone and then person 2 somehow has a kermit meme to match that

[ilovechimpanzees100]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[cans-of-rain-deactivated2019010]

“‘Thirsty,’ another quipped,” is the most powerful phrase i’ve ever read

[lonqu]

we were friends forever ago but i deleted my skype and my tumblr and my everyfing but i just wanna to say i'm glad you're still around and making beautiful art and ilu

wherever you are now i hope youve been doing well and im glad you dropped by to say hi ❤

[kutekiss]

steal his look

[bpdbot]

sometimes i have too many emotions and sometimes i have none at all but i always always feel like i’m drowning

[thesaurio]

Learn how to swim Bitch

[bpdbot]

i made this post when i was in A Mood and all the replies are so angst and depressing except this Whole Ass Mood. Learn how to swim Bitch it’s 2018 we’re dealing with our problems