Applemedia au because I am stuck in traffic
Anyways the basic gist of it is that Alastor and Vincent were all happy happy boyfriends boyfriends (this is set in the present time sorry guys no vintage murderers) until Alastor got shot in the head and went to hell. Except that for some reason he convinced Rosie to allow him to go back up (idk maybe he said he'll bring her more valuable souls or smth) and well long story short radiostatic reunited.
But Al can't allow anyone else to see him, cause a demon on earth would cause too much mayhem. So that means when Vincent tried to tell his pookies that hey, my man's back from the dead, they just lowkey set him up for therapy cause this bitch crazy.
Anyway, while that is happening, Lucifer finds out that a demon managed to access the land of the living and hes pissed asf. He can't go up bcz he's banned, so he has to go through the hassle of calling heaven and being like whaddup bitch my animals escaped their enclosures and beg them to allow him to fix this shit. They give him exactly one month, and that's being generous.
So Luci is now searching for the maniac, finds him and Vincent, and because the devil coming down to pick up an eldritch horror might panic some people, he possesses the therapist.
It was supposed to be easy. He'd eradicate them both (cause lets be honest, anyone who married that fucker must be equally insane), then go back to his home and not leave for the next 3 eons.
One problem tho. Vincent is hot.
