BLACK AJAX

16? // england

[mechapuppy]

*guy at party with guitar* i know what you all are thinking, “this tool’s gonna play wonderwall like every other douche with a guitar”, i just want you to know im not like that. im not one of those guys. anyways heres creep by radiohead

[nobraska]

this is me

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[saportta-deactivated20150312]

 liar liar pants on fire exhale desire i know it’s dire my time today

[lonyx]

running out of room in an essay: the U.S.

needing to fill up more space in an essay: the United States of America, the freedom powerhouse of the world, above Mexico, below Canada, lemme pledge allegiance to that fine ass flag, God bless America, amen

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

being an ant would fucking suck. there’s an animal called an anteater, that’s not even like a nickname.

[nosdrinker]

not trying to start an argument but do imagine dragons only have one song

[fedorathexplorer]

i know people that paid like $80 for an imagine dragons concert and they had a 55 minutes setlist

[nosdrinker]

did they play radioactive really slowly

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

girl giving me some of her hand sanitizer: you are safe now my sweet child me: I owe you my life

[wildestjeans]

[jasonhorton]

[vincent-van-g0gh]

because the giant “f” on an app called Facebook didn’t make sense before thank god we have discovered this I was so confused but now I am enlightened

[gayathrik1611]

[treeswithmemories-deactivated20]

still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

[ruinedchildhood]

[frikiskrew]

[poseidons-tomb-blog]

what

[thecalicokid-deactivated2024072]

Yass fuck it up Skeletor!

[tempestpaige]

i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor

i was wrong

[jamaicanamazon]

Ok I see you

[lonyx]

My ex: I miss you

Me: sick Blink 182 quote

[blackandemerald]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

@cashewcream

[cashewcream-deactivated20170602]

Mood

[yavn]

me at myself

[tastefullyoffensive]