Look at all this shit I post

And by shit I mean magic, D&D, and the occasional humorous unrelated pic.

[prozdvoices]

when you have a REALLY good turn in a card game

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[lookatallthisnerdshit]

Hey look it’s any deck that runs paradox engine

[lookatallthisnerdshit]

Notable weekend loot. Dropped round 2 at midnight playing Boros(why I didn’t go BUG is beyond me) but went 3-1 at 2HG on Dimir. Partner’s promo ass trophy not in picture.

Disinformation 👏 Campaign 👏 wins 👏games👏

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

September

[the-shy-fox]

[lookatallthisnerdshit]

Go get’em lil dude

[sugarypixel]

[commandertheory]

Provisional translation:

“Thantis the Warweaver” 3BRG

Legendary Creature — Spider {M}

Vigilance, reach

All creatures attack each combat if able.

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Thantis the Warweaver.

5/5

[misterbunni]

This is massively disappointing, especially when combined with the kind planeswalker. I was hoping for a better lands matter theme than what we got.

[commandertheory]

I expect that the third commander will be a creature that cares about lands and that this spider is filling the non-themed commander slot (as Brudiclad does for the artifact deck).

It is a very boring design, though.

[manarampmatoran-deactivated2018]

Uuuuunfortunately, no. Honestly these commander decks all together are very underwhelming to me. I’ve yet to really see anything that’s really blown me away. Some neat tech, here and there, I’m glad Lieutenant is back, but the commanders themselves haven’t really captured my imagination in any big way. 

[commandertheory]

Oh noooooo

[commandertheory]

“Exile”

“Your graveyard”

“Exile the token”

This is the incantation that banishes me to the Negaverse.

[lookatallthisnerdshit]

This hydra physically pains me to look at

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Must. Fit. In. Tiny. Box.”

Video by Caspar and Ellie

[nemfrog]

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

[boingoalive1988]

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

[sketchmagetch]

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

[egirlbutternubs]

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

[ajani]

Planeswalker Spellbook- Sigmund Freud

[my-slideshow-wmv]

Visit Original Link

[ricky-croissant]

I got a gun *loading click* no girls, girls gotta die *gunshots mix with drums*

wake up with no hhhuuueɘυυυʜʜʜ Julioioioio̸͔͛h̴͇̀h̶̰͑h̸̖̆h̷̢̎h̴̼̅ḩ̷̏  

I can I can’t baby jeans. You and your pe nis inpoopments   ̷̩͕̞̼̝̘̘̻̺̦̥͎̮͇̣̼̀͛́͌͐̊̏̕͘͝ ̴̡͈͚͉͈͚̰͓̼̣͇̟͓̲̣͐̍͌̋̓̂̋̇̋̃̉̒̈́̑̈́̉͘̕͘͜͝ ̵̥̠̼̐̾̎̑̀̀́̌͋̀̍̍̈́̽̀͂̏̿̔̓ ̵̨̠̹͎̣̝͙̹̦̹̝̘̯̲̮̹̳͋̿̈̃̉̋̿́̽͂̑͜ ̸̠̄̐̓͊̇̈́̀́̇̚ ̴̣͈̘̞̗͓̜̤͈͈̙̒̔̆͒͋͛̎̽̿̽͊̔̃̔̀̚͝͝͠͠ ̷̛̛͚͎͎͈̱̦͉̻̯͗̆̂̌͌̀̊̈̈́͌̓̆͆̕͜͝ ̶̡̳͚̹͖̥͇̪͐̑̈̎̽̍̃͋͆̃̊͒͑̄̀̽͗̍̃̎́̎̑̉͘̚ ̸̧̢̗̥͈͔̩͔̻͙̲͈̣̰̟̬̭̦̞̠͇̔̃͌͆̂̀͗̅̏̒͆̚͜͜͜͠ ̶̧̨̨͙̮̳͕͈̪̫͓̗̯͖̓̈́̈́̍͒ ̸̛͖̻̔̾͆͆̿͑̑̍͑̕͘̕͝ ̸̧̨̰̯͙̱͔̠̭̙̲͔̼̳̭̦̹̫͔̖̙̿̓͗̍̄̈́̉͜ͅ ̶̧̨̫̮̣̝̠͎̰̜̜̗͖̮͓͉͙̯͙͑̅̈͊͜ ̸̡̬͕͔̺͚̘́̉̿̐̅̉͊̆͋̽̈́̈́̐̓́̿̒̊̄̾͘̕͘͘͜͝͝ ̸̟͂͌̀̅̅̅ ̶̨͉̘̟͎̣̳͖̗̩̑̈́͌̌̂͌́̓ ̸̰̱͈̣̟͚̩̠͆̃͝ ̶̨̡̨̧̨̪̼̞̖̝̦͔͉̲̩̱͍̱͇͍̗̺̞̦́̑͒̀̓̀͑͑̄̀̀͂͆̀̇ ̸̢̨͙͔͇͖̠̥͕͎̖̫̗̇̽̀̂́͑͘̕͜͝    

JJJUUU UUUUUU И И И И И И И И И HHHHH jushjush

                                                          ʳʳʳʳʳˡˡˡˡˡˡˡ ᴮʷᶦᵖ

                                                ɢᴜᴜᴜ

Ｊ Ｕ Ｍ Ｐ  in the CAAC , gᵤᵤ        

[lookatallthisnerdshit]

Perfection

[wizardsmagic]

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[voynichs]

from the writers that brought you the walking dead….. the wolf among us…. comes…. telltale’s…. scooby doo….

dive into the gritty world of coolsville to uncover the secrets behind a string of grisly murders left by a mysterious villain….. make life or limb decisions that could end in surprising and dire consequences…… the fate of mystery incorporated and all of coolsville lies in your hands…..

rated m for mature……….

[voynichs]

SHAGGY: scoob, i know he’s your nephew, but he’s, like, a liability! if you want to survive in coolsville, you’ve got to leave him behind!

SCRAPPY: uncle scooby, please, help me up! i’m your nephew!

SCOOBY looks nervously between SHAGGY and SCRAPPY.

[ SAVE SCRAPPY DOO ] [ LET SCRAPPY DOO FALL ]

SCOOBY winces, swallows, and then lets go of his grip. scrappy screams, plummeting into the foggy abyss.

SHAGGY: it was the right, like, choice, scoob.

SCOOBY: ras it, raggy? ras it?

[revscarecrow]

[Shaggy will like remember this man]

[whymtgcardsmith]

What a break of the color pie.

[lookatallthisnerdshit]

What a break of the mana symbols

[knight-in-sour-armor]

Dungeons and Dragons Loading Screens

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[powerburial]

the part in a JRPG where u sneak onto a pirate ship but get caught and have to break out of jail

[ccolf-blog]

how much can a whale ejaculate????

[valkyriefeminist-deactivated201]

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

[ccolf-blog]

thank you

[valkyriefeminist-deactivated201]

You’re whalecum.

[fair-fae]

My boyfriend sent me this I am crying

[lookatallthisnerdshit]

Wot in tarnyation