[revolutionarykoolaid]

Today in ridiculously ignored Trump news!

[gitsie007]

^^^^!!!!!

[lesbianrey]

good job everyone

[jturn]

we’re doing great guys keep it up

[rowdyholtzy]

Society: Capitalism and the free market is great because it lets customers CHOOSE who’s the best company and then that company makes all the money while lesser companies have to improve or die.

Millenials: *boycott companies that benefit off exploitation of people and natural resources*

Society: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[sixmonthsandgone]

Honestly, the greatest moment on Top Chef

[dynastylnoire]

Bodied on national television

[imoverallofit]

Shut that shit up

[gayedmundo]

honestly fuck the police because even though the charges were dropped (and thank god for that, especially for him), there are still gonna be so many people saying he staged it and bought his way out or some shit and people will be hesitant to believe victims of hate crimes even more now. this was an antiblack and homophobic persecution from the police with an agenda in mind and it makes me furious.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[thatgirlwiththememes]

[thegaymerist]

oscar isaac meeting with disney about making poe dameron gay

[thegayestofagendas]

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

[anxietyproblem]

[duhdude69]

So thats wat the fuck is wrong with me lmao

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[officialmickrock-deactivated202]

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

[viciere]

ok but did he deliver

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

of course 

[thepsychoticfuckingbiotic]

OH MY GOD

[armandyke]

Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :) 

Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING?? 

[legionoftuna]

Summer Triathlon: Don’t run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)

Winter Biathlon: I see you’ve been skiing for five miles now here’s your gun

[andrewbelami]

*applies chapstick for 15 minutes while staring at a wall absentmindedly*

[blackness-by-your-side]

my utopia

[gentlyepigrams-deactivated20180]

The drag queen from this photo has spoken up about the photo.

I won’t speak for all liberals, but I’d like to see a future where it isn’t a big deal for a woman in full modesty garb to sit next to a drag queen in NYC. It’s become a bit of a sensation, but her and I were just existing. The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you is a freedom we all deserve.

[theroguefeminist]

The central irony is that this isn’t some hypothetical future–it’s just present day reality. This is a picture of two ordinary people going about their normal lives despite how haters want to politicize it lmao. So the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[counterpunches]

the underlying message is not “future liberals want” it’s “people conservatives want to eradicate”

[gokuma]

The freedom to simply be yourself in a sea of people who aren’t like you