Detective Looker

{PKM IRL BLOG BLANKET UNREALITY WARNING} Rotomblrs Finest Detective

[lookitslooker]

Greetings rotomblr!

My name is Looker and I am a detective, my ward thought it would be interesting for me to make an account here! So here I am.

I don’t exactly have much of a battling team but my daughter does! Feel free to ask me questions or interact at all, or send us things!

That is about it for me.

{OOC}

“You should go to therapy” okay but hear me out I make another Rotomblr blog…..

So this looker is post Sun and moon and if you can’t tell a parent to Emma, or guardian at least. He does work for interpool still but less so than we actually see.

Anyways, peliper mail is on, Magic anons off, everything on really. But!!!! No NSFW.

Hub blog is @moonsdescent

That’s it k bye.

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[lookitslooker]

I am very proud of my daughter

[lookitslooker]

I had forgotten how exhilarating the chase of the hunt is!

[son-of-a-dragon]

AND THE KILL?

[lookitslooker]

Well the arrest, but I doubt it’d be a good idea to open up about my opinions on that on a public platform.

[son-of-a-dragon]

I LIKE THE KILL! LYING IS NOT GOOD CITIZENSHIP!

[lookitslooker]

Well not telling my opinions on the matter is not technically lying. But ah, I suppose I can admit clasping one’s jaws around a preys neck is enjoyable.

[lookitslooker]

I had forgotten how exhilarating the chase of the hunt is!

[son-of-a-dragon]

AND THE KILL?

[lookitslooker]

Well the arrest, but I doubt it’d be a good idea to open up about my opinions on that on a public platform.

[lookitslooker]

I had forgotten how exhilarating the chase of the hunt is!

[spooky-enthusiast]

Physically, yes, I could remove this Zorua from my lap. Emotionally? Imagine the toll.

[lookitslooker]

Watching my ward do gymnastics whilst ignoring my bosses none stop calling of my phone is great.

[critterzkeeper]

i feel like it's uniquely kalosian to walk out of your house to see both a trainer and their mawille smoking a cigarette before noon

[teamplasma-official]

in conclusion, by the way: kalos is only real sometimes 😁😁😁

[lookitslooker]

Therefore kalosan people are only real sometimes?

[lookitslooker]

Fellow Toxicroak lover... I respect you. Immensely.

Aha! Yes they are quite nice friends, though mine liked to spit acid at me. Part of why I started to keep my hair short.

[time-traveling-slime]

…Do you have more photos?

Sigh. @lookitslooker Would you like to donate to your adoring crowd.

[lookitslooker]

I am audibly sighing Ranni, I hope you know that.

[lookitslooker]

If ! I give you a lot of money (acquired legally) would you be soooo kind as to remove some cops from the planet for me? 🥺

Please do not contract killers via rotomblr to deal with law officials. Especially not me.

[time-traveling-slime]

Omg you know those memes of like: “Like it or not ladies but this is peak male performance.” That’s literally looker.

DUDE FUCKING BASICALLY

Peak Zoroark Performance: A Kalosian-Hisuian Zoroark Detective In the Shabbiest Jacket Ever Seen, Who Wants To Retire, And Is Breaking Half The Standards

[lookitslooker]

….Should I be flattered or offended?

[time-traveling-slime]

Oh gods. Hiiiiiiii, don’t worry about it, everyone thinks you’re pretty

[lookitslooker]

I…. I don’t see how…. Oh. Well then! Aha. Oh, Oh no.

[time-traveling-slime]

Omg you know those memes of like: “Like it or not ladies but this is peak male performance.” That’s literally looker.

DUDE FUCKING BASICALLY

Peak Zoroark Performance: A Kalosian-Hisuian Zoroark Detective In the Shabbiest Jacket Ever Seen, Who Wants To Retire, And Is Breaking Half The Standards

[lookitslooker]

….Should I be flattered or offended?

[lookitslooker]

Any opinion on Zoroark?

I can find a special type of kinship with them, as we are both masters of disguise and illusions. Though I can never seem to figure out how some Zoroark seem to maintain such long hair, especially in the wild.

[lookitslooker]

I have been sneezing a excessive amount today

[time-traveling-slime]

I just wanna say. My bad.

[lookitslooker]

Have you done something to merit this? It’s likely to be just allergies, my nose is very sensitive.

[time-traveling-slime]

Don’t worry about it, rip about the allergies

[lookitslooker]

Thank you..? I feel though I should hold some worry but I shall put it to the side for now.

[lookitslooker]

I have been sneezing a excessive amount today

[time-traveling-slime]

I just wanna say. My bad.

[lookitslooker]

Have you done something to merit this? It’s likely to be just allergies, my nose is very sensitive.