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The kid next door (talking toddler age) is playing outside and just wiped out in his Fisher Price car, and I just heard the babysitter say, “oh no, your insurance premium is definitely going to go up!” And the kid who had only been mildly sniffling before made the most confused, but startled sound you’ve ever heard.
Just very clearly an attempt at saying, “my what?”
He straight up forgot about his scraped knee and is now worried about whatever the fuck an insurance premium is.
my son.. (frames from this video)
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This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
Dragongirls stack in a very vertical manner, wolfgirls make more of a lumpy pyramid.
Foxgirls usually just form some kind of small rounded pile. Bunnygirls tile the plane.
Slimegirls just like. Puddle most of the time, mixing, which makes it the most intimate form of cuddling possible.
Catgirls are too mischievous to consistently form a cohesive structure, but thats fine because they relocate frequently for better sunbeams.
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I am writing this down and adding important notes to my studies thank u thank u thank u
its ok theyre Gods lil helpers
And boy are they clumsy
Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human
IM SO PLEASED TO LEARN THIS!!!
They are just!!! Student drivers!!! 😭
BONK!
I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.
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The binturong vizier, advising his sultan
It's funny, really. Everyone across the galaxy knows that when the humans pick a side of a war, the other side might as well give up. No one has ever defeated them, after all. The stories are varied - humanity comes from a deathworld, and actually tamed it, unlike most deathworld-born sophonts. Everyone's seen the ships they travel in - massive, armored things, starfaring fortresses that only human allies are permitted aboard. The stories all paint lurid pictures of unstoppable warriors flying invincible war machines. It has to be true, the last species that knowingly went to war with them were the Voont, and when was the last time you saw a Voont around?
It's true that you don't see the Voont around anymore, but not for the reasons everyone thinks; humanity, when they pick a side in a war, don't go in to fight. They learned their lessons about that thousands of years ago, when they all still lived on Earth, and nearly turned it into a dead and poisoned world.
No, the survivors of that mess learned from it. They don't fight anymore; every life is precious to them. No one ever gets into a territorial dispute with humans because they pick the most hellish worlds to claim, and they only do it after making sure no one else wants it, including any proto-sophonts living there. And they learned that most species - even the belligerent ones - don't go to war for the sake of it; they do it out of need.
When humans go to war, their massive armored ships show up at every planet you control, and the next thing you know you have offers to help fix things coming in. The climate of your worlds not right? They can help. Medical trouble? They're good with a vast range of biologies. Resource woes? They'll go corral entire massive asteroids laden with whatever you need and park them in orbit for you - or dismantle them and ship them down, if you need it. And they're just so nice about it - never trying to intrude, not trying to be pushy, just there to lend a hand with whatever you need, if you happen to want a hand.
And eventually, because they're evolved from persistence predators, they win you over. You find yourself invited up to their ships so they can show you their culture, and so you can teach them about yourself. And that's where you learn that 'human' stopped being a species designation a long, long time ago. Humans are those persistence predators who learned a hard lesson, yes, but they're also all the uplifted species that adopted themselves into the human race, and the constructs that humans made, realized had developed awareness, and welcomed into the family, and all the others that humans have gone to war with over the millennia.
You won't see a Voont anymore, no. But you'll see humans whose ancestors called themselves Voont, and had the nicest collective species in the galaxy turn up and offer to help with everything, and ended up being adopted into the sprawling label of what it means to be human.
Humans don't go to war to fight anyone. Humans go to war to help people. And they've gotten very, very good at it.
By princess decree, all caffeinated tea is to be kept under lock and key or at least on a high shelf, to prevent Doll Mischief
That one was not "polite, dutiful and Still" when it snuck into the pantry, drank nine cups of black tea and went awawa-ing around the castle at two in the morning.
basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*
*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god
*thunderous slam dunk noise*
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Happy last day of pride month! I’ve got a lot of asks in my inbox about this, so here is a more in depth video explanation of why raccoons can’t be lesbians, but can be gay. I know it may seem disappointing at first, but I hope we can all find joy in the varied ways love is shown and valued throughout the animal kingdom.
