Adulting & Self Loathing

Kaity, 25, Female

[loominess]

https://www.gofundme.com/f/avoid-christmas-eviction-need-help?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_campaign=p_cf+share-flow-1

I don't enjoy asking for help but I desperately need it

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sloth-incarnate]

[i-rathernot-say]

I was so proud when he didn't spill the milk

[lmaonade]

best tumblr glitch of all time 

[ubuyo]

[interruptingkau]

I'm cryign

[obi-juan-keno-bri]

I think my favorite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé “Who’s my future husband” kind of in the same way you’d ask a dog who’s a good boy and he gets really excited and goes “ITS ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBAND”

[obi-juan-keno-bri]

News update we’ve been married for almost 6 months now (6 months in three days) and he still gets excited when I come home and say “Where is husband?” He’ll pop up from wherever he is or whatever he’s doing and say “HELLO ITS ME I AM HERE”

[keenarnor]

Goals

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[permaculturefarmingdesigns-deac]

[sputternutter-deactivated202010]

I was very okay and even proud of the English for this right up until "crinkle crankle"

[captainboringposts]

I love that they saved that until the very last moment.

It's like being hugged and then immediately punched in the face after.

[tracing-rivers]

[jemariel]

The fuck are you talking about, crinkle crankle was the best part

[w04hxo]

I legit just deleted another reblog of this to reblog this one. Youre right and you should say it

[loominess]

UUW9JJ

Feel free to use my postmates code for the referral offer!

[pro-gay]

Here it is as promised.

Absolutely vile.

[response-none]

Me..me after- m- me aft

[pro-gay]

Go on

finish your sentence

[buy-me-mcdonalds]

My werewolf boyfriend finishing in me.

[thepizzalovingnerd]

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Jan and Odee

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Yeah, you got it spot on!

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[thenatsdorf]

Good catch.

[thurstonwaffles]

1/2 Jim Henson puppet, 1/2 velociraptor 😺🦖

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[catchymemes]

[sssquiddles]

[serene-elysium]

another pic, different angle

[randomklutz]

^ important

[probsjosh]

big boy

[tincansamurai]

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

[screwyouandrew]

The thing I can appreciate about being american is that our badgers are absolute units

[toastbutteregg]