Random Character Traits!!! Part 13
⟡ Has extremely specific feelings about which bowl is the correct bowl for cereal
⟡ Orders the same thing at every restaurant but likes to look at the menu anyway
⟡ Eats the least popular chip in the bag last as a sign of respect
⟡ Considers 'there's food at home' a threat and also a lie
⟡ Will not eat food if it is touching other food. This is non-negotiable
⟡ Has a hierarchy of which part of the meal gets eaten first and it is sacred
⟡ Gets unreasonably excited about a specific snack they hadn't thought about in years
⟡ Describes everything they eat as 'actually not that bad' even if they love it
⟡ Stress eats for five minutes then stops and sits with what they've done
⟡ Refuses to share food but will eat from your plate without asking
⟡ Has a complicated emotional relationship with leftovers
⟡ Rates every meal they eat internally and sometimes out loud by accident
⟡ Gets offended when someone doesn't like their food recommendation
⟡ Eats cereal at 10 PM and calls it dinner with full confidence
⟡ Uses 'I already ate' loosely and creatively
⟡ Insists on cooking but cannot follow a recipe without going off-script
⟡ Has a backup snack for the backup snack, always
⟡ Considers the crust of bread to be optional every single time
⟡ Will eat a whole meal just to get to the dessert they already had in mind
⟡ Orders something new and then immediately regrets not getting the usual
⟡ Negotiates which half of a thing they want before splitting it
⟡ Saves 'the best bite' for last and then feels sad when it's gone
⟡ Gets personally victimized when a restaurant discontinues their go-to order
⟡ Smells every food before eating it. Every single food. No exceptions
⟡ Eats the filling out of the thing and leaves the outside with no remorse
⟡ Calls any meal before noon 'breakfast' regardless of what it is
⟡ Has very specific feelings about ice levels in drinks
⟡ Eats something so fast that they're hungry again before they've even processed it
⟡ Asks what's in a dish and then orders it anyway if it sounds good
⟡ Has declared a specific combination of foods their 'comfort meal' and it is deeply unhinged
