teachers used to tell me I was an amazing writer and I should become an author one day. little did they know I would use this power to write about the same 2 gay men in different situations over and over
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Origami Around
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Jules of Nature
Game of Thrones Daily
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Not today Justin
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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shark vs the universe
RMH
cherry valley forever

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teachers used to tell me I was an amazing writer and I should become an author one day. little did they know I would use this power to write about the same 2 gay men in different situations over and over
Art menu because I’m going to loose track of everything soon:
An Exception (Magical Girl Simon Bloodymary Comic)
IronMary Magica
Prologue: Title Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Chapter 1: 8 9 10
Youtuber Simon AU
SimonSay Plays Subnautica Ex-cult Youtube Vid Editor Elli (Lixian) Simon Vents and plays God of War Halloween Baking ft. PapaStar PapaStar PNGtuber Simon needs his Emotional Support Husband
Rocky Fashion Show
Suggestions open
OG Magical Girl Sunflower 🌻 Apocalypse/Grunge
This page is dedicated to @bumblebeeprotogen I hope you enjoy the crossover <3
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Close up below cut
More Bloodymary Band AU! Asked about song suggestions on insta and Andrew In Drag caught my eye...
If you would like notification updates on the Bloodymary band AU, you can follow the [Band AU Masterpost] over on the new Update Blog!
Bonus:
It’s warm again and I’m craving the beach. But not just any beach. Specifically a beach with beautiful cliffs, crystal clear ice-cold water, and vibrant green algae. I don’t live near one of those so I will draw it instead 🌊
i mean this is beautiful but really i need to lock the fuck in because why did i s genuinely think this was qifrey from witch hat atelier walking on the beach on erid.
i tried so hard to tip the scales in your favour
quick sketch of an idea i had
you see the red? hahah like petrova line? most basic symbolism ever
AU where the child versions of Bloodymary teleport into their opposites stories…
And then like…somewhere rocky is taking care of one crying infant and one very rickety old man…
GAH I NEED A FANFIC
Woahh theyre so silly haha!!!
Enjoy it while it lasts.
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Eridian speculative biology time!
Erid is a very big planet, very very very big planet, twice the size of earth in fact- and divided by oceans, perfect conditions for populations to remain and develop separately and for long enough to create diferent species. So, unlike us, Eridians are a Polytypic genus: there's more than one species of sapient eridian, All of them sharing a common ancestor in the form of a small, 5 legged ambush-hunter land carnivore, all share common traits taking only slightly different evolutionary paths
Divers- get their name from living in semi-flooded caves, their high small vents allow them to be partially submerged without drowning and their long arms allow them to grip things easily underwater, similar to a sea-horse tail
Climbers- similarly, they get their name from their living enviroment, living in very high caves, their long thin arms allow them to grip and climb very steep rock walls, kinda like goats in a way
Drills and Stompers get their name from the shape of their arms, they both developed closer to the surface compared to the others, their arms are like that for dealing with sandstorms, while Drills "drill" themselfs in place, Stompers use their body weight to keep themselfs down
Blocks are very similar to Stompers, but they live in caves much deeper down, so they're quite compact
Common traits between all species: all Eridians can thrum, all Eridians organize in "colonies" like ants or termites (tho the specifics of how each colony works varies), all Eridians are True Carnivores(can only eat meat) and all Eridians are unisex
In theory any one eridian can procreate with any other eridian, between the 5 species there are 4 fertile hybrids and 3 infertile hybrids posible
note: tho each species has a more broad vague shared culture between themselves, none of them are a monolith, all of them have vastly different culture, language, texture, practices and even phenotypes between different colonies around the world
note 2: the fact humans are a monotypic species (there is only one in our genus) is really fucking weird to them
was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.
It's like they can see into my soul lmaoooooo
My Saving Grace comic masterpost
this post will have each part linked! I will update this with each individual part that I post. any questions I answer about the comic will remain on my profile like normal. at the very end, if I manage to finish this comic, I might make physical copies! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
please do not post my work to any other platforms. I am posting my comic here on my Tumblr, on my Instagram, and on my Tiktok.
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Part 6
Part 7
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"Sorry, Stratt, I'll be sure to double check my work to make sure my imaginary hallucination base six number system doesn't clog up the works of the rest of the scientists here on board."
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"Sorry, Mrs. Michelle, I didn't meant to not follow directions. I won't do it again. Please don't be mad at me."
I need to know what fanfiction Simon wrote asap please\(//∇//)\ and everything about his self insert
That fanfiction is between him and God.
HOWEVER, heres his self-insert
context if you have no idea what’s going on
some art inspired by @lcdlcdlcd and their bloodymary isekai au because it is way too funny to me
close ups under the cut
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"Hey, Stratt, I know that we've got a lot riding on this but can we have the secret talks with my hallucination on the down low? Sure, why not, lets have them in my private quarters before we go to bed. This will cause no rumors whatsoever because we're both so professional about it."