Memes, Schemes, And Screams

Too old for this forsaken website but not going anywhere. Don’t let the bastards grind you down!

[loonyluna48]

Item: The Screen Rarity: ⏶ Common

Console or PC?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Console I guess

I’ve never heard of a PC in your car, but I have a console.

[loonyluna48]

I love April Fools on Tumblr

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[reginasphalanges]

David Harbour as Jim Hopper in STRANGER THINGS S01E01 Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers

[contemptible-scoundrel]

norbert, the aggrieved

ever-jovial barnaby

the great archibald

shrewd percival

timid constantine

[slugbus]

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

[zeitundraum77]

[dampfnudeldove]

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

[cute-catts]

Perfect deloafing 🐱🐱🐈‍⬛

[special-agent-dale-gooper]

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

We would fully accept any Japanese buckaroo

[theconstitutionisgayculture]

Foreigners will never understand how someone like Rawhide Kobayashi would immediately become a beloved local fixture in whatever small American town he ended up in.

[brazenautomaton]

every single time someone pulls the "How would you AMERICANS like it if someone came to AMERICA and" reversal, the answer is always "we'd fucking love it"

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

@kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

Your tags summed up the exact feeling I had about this

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I just Googled the Swedish-Japanese guy in the OP, and according to this interview, his Japanese name was given to him by the master gardener he was apprenticed under:

“The family name ‘Murasame’ was given to me by my master. The given name ‘Tatsumasa’ is a combination of ‘dragon’ (tatsu), the [zodiac] year when I was born, and one character from my master’s name,” says Murasame."

So I think maybe it's less like naming yourself 'Brandon McFreedom' and more like moving to the states to work under a veteran car mechanic named Bud McLean, and then having him turn to you after a few years on the job, and say "Son, it's time for you to become an American so you can open up your shop. And when that day comes, I think the world should know you by a new name: McLeo GM Corvette."

[teaboot]

Named by his superior by conventions one would apply to a super chill stray cat

[scots-dragon]

Why would the reverse be a Japanese person going to America?

The bloke's Swedish. A Japanese person goes to Sweden and becomes Olaf Magnusson or something.

[lydiogames]

[shleepy-girl]

Kermit going: “However-“ and immediately firing a pistol repeatedly is fantastic and my new favorite clap back for literally anything

[endeavornetwork]

Audio description:

"I'd like to go on the record as being opposed to the use of violence for the purposes of conflict resolution. However..."

/end audio description.

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dirt-mann]

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

[redarmyscreaming]

They painted over my roommate!

[triplemj]

this is basically a short horror film

[loonyluna48]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[catasters]

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it