He/Him-They/Them

Bones, 21, tired and wired | Header by lovely-oasis

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[higgsfigs]

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

[chronosamurai]

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

[likeadog]

friend that doesnt drive: anyways really look the thing about origami is that its not about getting the fold right on the first try its meant to be an exercise in precision sure but also in patience the instructions are repeatable tasks that you do over and over again to polish the skill before applying it to something else. a thousand swans arent folded in a day and really its meant to bring you to reflect upon what it means to even be folding in the first pl-

friend that drives: HOLY SHIT 3.20 A GALLON? I SHOULDVE FILLED UP THERE anyway i understand the process is meant to soothe the itch of perfection that gnaws at the soul through exposure to imperfection but OH FUCK [drives over median straight into Walmart parking lot while nearby F150 lays on the horn because you stopped him from running a red light]

[toothwormfactory]

[wolveswolves]

By Tanja Askani

[nu11ifi3d]

BIG DUMB IDIOT BABY APPLE FIGHT

[weaver-z]

I wish all of my followers a wonderful Big Dumb Idiot Baby Apple Fight Friday

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[weedclown69]

we have got to take monster energy anyway from the hands of trans people

[effemimaniac]

“we have got to take the halos away from the heads of angels” <- how you sound right now

[sovietnam]

[flareonfloof]

what am i supposed to do with her field in pennsylvania

[plastidecor]

arthur.mp4

[gothcostco]

look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

[flanneldragon]

peace and FUCKING love on planet earth

[iapislazuli]

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

[iapislazuli]

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

[shiftythrifting]

this wizard who pondered his orb and liked what he saw

[wizardpostsdotorg]

[powerburial]

the forest dweller has discovered another glade misted with dew

[2242706]

BWAAAAHHHHH wake the fuck up everyone on earth

[toskarin]

if I can convince even part of tumblr that gollum has sex in the gollum game I've won

[actual-haise]

[eternal-fractal]

hey op thanks for inspiring me to lie to my friends that there was a scene that heavily implied gollum masturbated with a fish their reactions were great

[toskarin]

you don't even have to lie. I played it for you. that happened in it.

[todaysbird]

“dont put celebrities on a pedestal” what do you suggest I do with HIM then.

[todaysbird]

i apologize. you are right. i do not want to hurt celebrities’ feet

[ephemeral-storyteller]

"it's a foxgirl promise" means it's the most trustworthy thing in the whole wide world and you have to believe it 100%

[tentacleteapot]