blehhhh :3

23yo evil nonbinary they/them

[dissociativehawks]

build her a nest and fuck her in it #birdsex

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[brown-forking-weed]

looking for an honest man

but all i can find is this damn manila folder

[astralbondpro]

UHF (1989) // Dir. Jay Levey (Written by: “Weird Al” Yankovic and Jay Levey)

[marxism-transgenderism]

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

[marxism-transgenderism]

I am not nearly advanced enough to come away from such a maneuver unscathed

[leaving-earth]

[cuppydogshane]

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

[schlorb]

wow...theres creature species called an mutual...nature is beautiful

[schlorb]

theyre all coming out to see the post and eat its Post Nectar

[schlorb]

great picture for my iNaturalist, thanlk you all

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Masculinity is a prison to you. I on the other hand am frolicking in it like a beautiful meadow.

[theprofessional-amateur]

This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.

Link to post

Luigi Mangione's hearing delayed a day after DA failed to tell jail he's needed in court

A hearing in Luigi Mangione’s state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr

[xalatath]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple its like youre bruising it

[pangur-and-grim]

cleaning him

[pangur-and-grim]

those aren’t their names!!!!!!

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[teaboot]

well thank god he’s not dead

[wirelessmousegirl]

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/