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Samantha. 28. New Nurse. Texas. Icon credit to Thomas Sailot

[glumshoe]

I am truly enjoying looking at promotional shots from the upcoming Terminator movie. No reason. No reason at all. Just good wholesome anticipation of a movie I’m definitely going to see in theatres.

[novastargirl]

[glumshoe]

Yeah the uh... the writing, and the dialogue, and the soundtrack sound great.

[glumshoe]

The premise just seems so interesting.

[michellepsychologist]

My heart ♥️ ♥️ ♥️!!

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

this stuff happens far more often and with far greater regularity than the shit you hear continually reported in the news and by the media.

“It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love.”

[wahtdahel-blog]

This is so powerful and courageous. Police all over the country are pulling this despicable shit. They’re supposed to be protecting and serving. Monsters. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mel-is-a-melon]

[itsbrattyspice]

@midstorm

[i-have-no-gender-only-rage]

[xanthera]

[loopymoony]

Well, that kind of sucked.

[lesbianboboberens]

Sam: uhhhh check out this neat book its called “A Song of Ice and Fire”

[liquidlightandrunningtrees]

The God I decide to believe in is the God of the bathroom floor. A God of scandalously low expectations. A God who smiles down at a drunk on the floor, wasted and afraid, and says, There you are. I’ve been waiting.

Glennon Doyle, Love Warrior

[supersexygamergirl]

[youseethenew]

[raspbiian]

i think netflix is broken

[raspbiian]

its not its not its not its not its n

[taakayama]

We’ve reached a point in time where something like Happy Tree Friends, once a well known internet cartoon, is so irrelevant that the youth can be tricked like this

[a-yoda-a-day]

love legally blonde. movie changed my life

[snickernut]

[mxnrique]

[lifeofcynch]

this is a nightmare

[socialnetworkhell]

Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS

[hidingoutbackstage]

I’m right and I should say it

[fairyofsomething]

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

[astudyingreer]

“Hey”

“Hey”

[pixiis-blog]

“Hey Dork.”

“I am not a dork.”

“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”

[paradox-thekid]

“Whats up buttholes”

“Shut up Loser”

[viostormcaller]

“Hey maaaan”

“Hey maaaaan”

Or

“Hey stoop-stoops”

“No”

[anticoffeebeans]

“Who are you?”

[soopticboop]

“Hey shithead”

“Hey dickface”

“Whaddup slut”

[aamitmorthos]

*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*

[dragonpyre]

“Hey nerd” “What do you want”

[avatarpotato]

“Sup bitch”

“Fuck off”

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*

“what”

“what do you want for dinner”

[patient-positivity-deactivated2]

That last one!!!

[mori-sempai]

(Steps into the room and stares at them until they notice you and stare back)

“What”

(Leaves the room without saying anything)

[annoyinger]

“Hey penis”

“THAT’S NOT MY NAME AND YOU KNOW IT”

[halohwow]

“what’s up shithead?”

“disappointing our mother, why?”

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

also consider the flaw in lack of physical contact. And I don’t mean hugs. More like–

“Come to the store with me.”

“No I don’t want to go.” (Walks off)

(Fucking drops to the ground & grabs the other’s legs to keep them from leaving & gets dragged across the floor)

[nerdperson524]

Or my personal favorite:

1: *is taking a piss*

2: *stompity stomp stomp upstairs cuz I’m a angsty 12 yr old*

2: *notices 1 in bathroom*

2: UGH YOU’RE ALWAYS IN THE BATHROOM WHY DO YOU HATE ME

2: *more stomp*

2: *slams bedroom door*

1: *look up from phone*

1: somebody is a whiney lil biiitch and a brat becuz I’m not allowed to call you a bitch

[snelbz]

250% accurate

[bitchycode]

Call now

[lesser-flamingo]

[yamino]

How to draw a fist! 

[morbidkeii]

oH MY GOD. wHAT.

[red-white-black]