[hamletthedane]

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

[exitwound]

i basically halve a phd in philosophy because i think about things all the time

[thislittletoad]

oh, to be cuddling your significant other on a rainy day, hidden underneath a pile of warm blankets

[elysiumcalled]

I do not want to work I want to cum

[tandytoaster]

Check this out

[toastbutteregg]

source: @nyathra // reddit

[lauralot89]

It is entirely unfair that cleaning is an act that must be repeated, I am not a god so why should I be expected to fight against entropy

[quasi-normalcy]

Cleaning; buying food; eating meals; bathing; putting your clothes on; taking your clothes off; sleeping…how the hell does anyone ever get anything done?

[theropoda-deactivated20211210]

[draconym]

Thinking about that day another park ranger and I discovered that

1. we both used the same shampoo and

2. Suave Essentials Tropical Coconut drives honeybees absolutely bugfuck wild

[draconym]

3. He's allergic to bees

[ablessingofbumbles]

It’s likely the scent! Banana scent (Isoamyl acetate) is the same scent as the aggression pheromone bees put out when they’re angry. Never eat bananas near bees! Always check your lotion, sunscreen, etc bottles for banana scent or isoamyl acetate before going near bees

[hoovse]

So you're telling me that when bees get mad they start violently smelling like bananas?

[ablessingofbumbles]

Can confirm! In (hopefully) very rare cases, a large hive full of pissed off bees smells a lot like bananas! Usually there’s not nearly enough of them for humans to be able to smell it, though.

[arra-tech]

[bunnyqueengrace]

@cyber-flow thank you for the funniest tags I've seen all day.

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[ID: a digital drawing of a bee with boxing gloves, fighting a sad and confused (and bruised) looking banana. The banana asks "why?" /end ID].

[ID: a screenshot of two tags, reading: you could say - you could say that they go bananas. /end ID].

[foreveriallyzombified]

THE LIBERALS ARE TRYING TO FURTHER PUSH THE “WOKE” AGENDA BY CANCELLING ALL EPISODES OF SIMPSONS IN WHICH MARGE SHOWS CLEAVAGE

THIS WILL BE GONE FOR GOOD IF WE DO NOT TAKE ACTION

Please show the simpson writers we still care! Post hashtag #MoanForMarge and inform them making Marge sexy (not that it’s very hard to 😘) GAINS them fans!

[thunderpibb]

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[wizardsisananimal]

women love to eating paper

[theocseason4]

[anxietyproblem]

[zenkaiankoku]

Wait... I'M 27

[omegaverse]

SEXOOOOOOO

[wagamaggot]

[luckyyyyyyyyyyyy]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

grimes: (doodling in the back of the art room) marina, in her varsity cheerleading jacket: (slams hands on grimes’s desk) hiiii trigglypuff :) grimes: …hi marina :| marina: what’re you drawing, something about feminism (which is cancer)? grimes: i’m drawing lapis lazuli from steven universe in a mechanical suit for my pacific rim alternate unive– marina: kek….are you KIN with lapis lazuli grimes: marina: what’s wrong tumblrina…..are you #triggered :) :) :) grimes: marina i know it was you who spraypainted “SENSITIVE MILLENNIAL” on my my mom’s car marina: anonymous is legion grimes: she’s not even a millennial she’s 42 and works in finance and we called the police marina: …whatever kek (goes to the bathroom and frantically checks tumblr to see if she’s been doxxed)

[zsnes]

i used to be grimes but now i am marina

[vintage-sweden]

Sussy, 1917, Sweden.

[vintage-sweden]

Reblogging my own post because I love Sussy.

[ourladyofsorrow]

august is not summer august is when they turn the light back on in the cinema and you get knocked out of your trance and back to reality again